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April 30, 2009

Ladies what do you expect a man to do…

You’re out at the mall or at a lounge and a billigerent guy grabs your ass or calls you out of your name

Is the guy supposed to “fight for your honor”? What if you’re a slunt? LOL
Is the guy to say “hey dont be…” WHOP! upside the head or get banged out? What is the proper protocol?

It was your idea to go out to dinner and the check comes, what do you expect the guy to do?

Is he to pick up the check anyway?
If he doesnt are you going to look at him funny…or never invite him out again…talk bad about him to the girls?

After the date, the man drops you off and he waits till you get in the house…

If someone really jumped out the bushes and tried to attack you is the guy supposed to jump out the ride and get shot or stabbed or penetrated as well?
Hey, I can drive to go get help

You meet a man out on the street or in a store and you exchange numbers…

If he calls later on that day is he too needy?
If he waits a week is it “Well he must have not been that interested in the first place if he didnt call”
…why dont you ever call first?

Immediately after sex

What is the proper protocol? Is it roll over and sleep? Talk about stuff? Turn on the TV, go shower?
…what do you want a man to do?

You’re out at a club or lounge wearing tight fitting clothes…cleavage out…painted on jeans

Are we NOT supposed to look and stare? You worre it for attention or at the very least KNOW you’re going to get attention…what is a guy supposed to do when its lookin right and dee lish?

When/if your nanner smells

He goes down…hes kissin thigh and navel and then it smells like

Do you want him to tell you? Do you expect him to keep going?

You cook and it tastes like str8 ass

Is he supposed to grin and keep eating?
Should he say it taste like chipmunk turds?
Wha?

What do you expect a man to do in these situations?!!?!?

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http://yenquintessence.blogspot.com/ Frankie

1) HELL YES he’s supposed to “fight for my honor” well not necessarily “fight” but defend. If he cares enough he himself wouldn’t appreciate or allow another man to disrespect.

2) If it was MY idea and I was like “babe I want to go out tonight…” I’d pay. I’ll be taking him out on a date.

3) LOL! If the attacker is harmed the LEAST he can do is call 911 or something, because I KNOW FOR A FACT that my ass would stay in the car. LOL!

4) I had a written a blog about that. Anyway, I don’t give a guy a certain time period to call me once we’ve exchanged numbers. I mean what’s the rush?

The ONLY time I call a guy is after a first date. Women have this “wait for him to call you after the first date” rule which is just stupid. If he rocks my socks, I’ll call him to let him know.

5) It varies. We can shower, talk, watch T.V, go eat nude in the kitchen, fall asleep, ect. ect. the sky’s the limit!

6) Good ahead and look. I don’t mind, it’s the assuming that I may be this or that for dressing a certain way that may bother me.

7) He should stop PRONTO! and say it.

8) He shouldn’t be that blunt about it, but he should let me know. It’s his poor tummy not mine.
Buckhead

“Is the guy supposed to “fight for your honor”?”

YES.

“Is he to pick up the check anyway?”

YES.

“…is the guy supposed to jump out the ride and get shot or stabbed or penetrated as well?”

YES.

“If he calls later on that day is he too needy?”

Not necessarily. I’m into “rules” when it comes to this type of thing.

“…why dont you ever call first?”

DUH! It’s me! 😉

“When/if your nanner smells”

Doesn’t and will never. NEXT!

“Is he supposed to grin and keep eating?”

If he knows what’s good for him!

…just playin. He can be honest because I sure as hell would NOT front if his cooking wasn’t up to par. He definitely should NOT say it tastes like “chipmunk turds” because no one should know what “chipmunk turds” taste like. 😛
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

really? Fight?
Man you better leave with me

Guess that’s why i’m single
kso

E you’re too much!!
chipmunk turds!!? man, she better have the ill punana to compensate, otherwise its time to bounce.
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Time is near…

and you’re still not well.
Darkwing!

a) at least say something…or at least back me up while I curse the idiot out.
b) my idea, I will pay (sometimes)
c) lol what is with these attack questions?
d) if he approached me I naturally assume he should call but if he calls me the same day I would feel as though he’s slightly too pressed.
e) depends! i might roll over and go to sleep myself or turn on the TV. at least chat a lil and transition into the next move whether it be another round, watch TV, sleep etc.
f)You can look but staring is creepy! lol and note I wouldnt be in that situation since I dont go to such places!
g)If i smells a lil off to him mention it nicely and nope
h)He should say something or else how can I improve? I dont want to be like Gina in that episode where Martin said her cooking was good to her but behind her back said it tasted like crap. Nope…criticism (constructive and nicely worded) is always welcome
http://twitter.com/ShirleyHuangESQ ShirleyHuangESQ

1. I’d expect him to at least try to quell the situation and let the guy know that’s disrespectful.

2. It would be nice if he paid but hey I invited him to dinner so I should expect to pay. Wouldn’t judge him for not doing so UNLESS the guy orders a friggin’ 3 course meal and I just had an entree. Oh and at the very least, I expect to pay for my own meal.

3. Well if the guy has a gun, I expect my date to call the friggin’ cops. If he has a knife, only try something if you know you can overpower him.

4. Yeah calling later that day is a bit needy and creepy. Now if I’m REALLY digging him, it might not matter. A week is a bit much. I might not call because I would think that perhaps he isn’t interested and I wouldn’t want to go hard on the pursuit if that is the case.

5. Depends on the time. If it is LATE and I gotta go to work the next morning, I’m jumping in the shower and then hitting the bed. I do like it when a guy stays in the bed to chill but I recognize that men all have a different approach to it. *shrugs*

6. See Ms. Ines Sainz.

7. I’d want him to tell me if it stinks.

8. I’d want him to tell me if my cooking was bad but with some tact.