“Tell me what You need
‘Cause baby I’ll supply all your needs
If You could drive stick shift
Let me get safe and buckle up, so You can speed”
I need a woman that knows exactly what dance to do when I say
‘Give it here…don’t say nothing…give here…don’t hold back now…’
The Foxx show in Vegas is hilarious…damn they go hard on each other
Again…why is DL on CNN?
Kanye on SNL blew Reindeer nuts … I’m not sure I can ever be a fan again
I would run into women that seem to be what I like and want and then they disappear or stop talking…me I then delete all references to them and push it along
…I’m fukd up like that.
Awww man what if a guy was with a woman and didn’t have condoms…and she had some and pulls out some Magnums…and he like ummmm I need some lifestyles lol
She’s 18 now…so NOW can I want it?
Cuz…
…the stomach!
I don’t get it though…if you only ovulate 3 days of the month…so you got 6 days really…how the hell you have so many damn kids?
…it should be skeet fest for a good 20 days 🙂
When you get you some naked check the date before you drink
So horny I need some slow mowf
Why is McDonalds all on their nuggets nuts alladasuddin?
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Here are the answers:Elise, Kenya, Eva
Brown Sugar
Shopping, Football, Sex, Eating, Sleeping
IM
Home Furnishing
DVDs
I THOUGHT it was me being nonchalant…but people, I do hate them lol (Dont act like yall know me)
I dance in the ‘vator
Singer: Badu, R&B Album: Guy, Label: Polo, Sport: Football, Place: My place, Smell: Cinnamon
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I have a big butt damnit women don’t value that like us men do
I cannot stand bread cept when my granny makes biscuits then I can eat a good 12
I will admit that I never heard or knew what the word “Prerogative” meant before the song…screw you
It’s Raining outside is stupid….it can really be shortened to its Raining…we kinda get where.
HER LEGS!
Do you see the cut in that thigh!?!?!?!?? LAWD I love women
I might need to go to Brooklyn
What’s wrong with not being attracted to a lotta gut? It’s my preference…dang!
You know that old white lady perfume?
That one that smells like after dinner mints and pine sol? I hate that
I have no idea what the new Will Smith movie is about…and I so don’t care
Eating Life and Death is an Egg and Chicken Biscuit sandwich
…let that marinate.
I saw some socks me gon get…and me gon get’em
Top Chef…Still Good, time to add on to Sideshow Orlando Joan…BEEKER!
People say “I never had any complaints” …damn it would be a sad day if after you were done they are complaining…that’s rude.
When you wear a condom sometimes you lose your…hardness…it’s just a fact
Rihanna >> Beyonce from the Hips up
…they both lose on the legs Advantage Ciara
Why the heel of your hand is what you rub your eyes with?
D Cups…B is prolly best…then C then A… then D…but I love them all (esp the olas)
It’s really the way they sit
Speaking of which…Shelf bras are misleading…I like Demi
What you got? I dunno…Wendy’s prolly…I know; the fries are ALWAYS Soggy and they NEVER put salt on them
Happiez?
Oh and ladies…you’ll prolly be interested in the movie “Not Easily Broken”
And why do they call it pussy?
Guess it’s still better than vagina
evil girlfriend…take us out
“If You wanna to take notes, use the mirror, just look
Baby for the record, You’re always welcome to come back for more lessons
Girl there was only a few sessions I want You to know all”
