April Fools? maybe…dunno yet.

I’m hungry…White Chocolate and Macadamian nut cookies right now would be right

When I was young I killed Super Mario Brothers…this Super Mario Wii is a monster though, why it take me a day to get out of the first castle?

It was all about Zoe, didnt nobody know nothin about her and now look…see? I’ll make you famous ladies

Nah, not much new…lookin good, feeling good.

The Coconut Ciroc is LIKE THAT!

Weekend before last…Margaritas and Monopoly…good time.

If a woman says she just wants to be your friend, she doesn’t find you attractive

Why do people wear Sunglasses when it’s raining out?
…Or in the club
…Or in doors
…Or anyplace that there’s NO sun?

You know who’s the #1 Super guy?

I’m about to cop some shoes that I have no business paying for

I might be the only guy who’s favorite color is orange

March Madness over…no happiness till The NFL Draft

Gossip Blogs are stupid…BUT I look at them daily because of the pictures of the women
…but I dont give a damn who’s dating who, who got drunk, what dumb shit Beyonce just did/said or who’s beefing with who.

Women are so annoying, yet so damn sexy

Hey Papa Johns…How do you Fukup Pizza?

I need to find me a go to the movies partner…there’s things I want to see

buying a house is a sucker bet…you never really own it, I’ll stick with Rent.
…I’d lease a fly condo though

Ethiopian women possess the greatest hips on the planet…just hips though cuz sometimes the backslide looks like 1/2 a mentos

I havent playes chess in a while

Selita Ebanks is YES

Do people still have phones that are NOT iPhones?
…why?

Cotton candy has to be the dumbest edible anything

Pullups are HARD to do…I’d just rather not…oh yeah? I cant do them anyway

What brand of jeans do black men wear these days? I need a new brand; I was doing Sean John.

WHY didnt the Bengals just sign T.O. when he was there?

Chick Fil A is about to open a block down the street…it’s about to go down

Women with six packs are so sexy…some men don’t like it…I say to them shut up.

Okay so this male “enhancement” ad keeps saying it makes you “Thicker and Wider” ..what the hell is “WIDER”?
does it mean you’ll look like a serving spoon at the tip?

Naked juice is the best.

People are stupid.

Minute to win it on NBC is that show

Yeah the board is gone…people dropped off and it wasnt being respected.
…and it will never ever be back.

My back itches

Ima find me a speed dating spot in DC

Raheem DeVaughn is probably the only male singer I’ll listen to these days

Do people still smoke weed? Has it gone out of style yet?
…I see that women like that Hookah…unattractive to me.

So I’m going to just post and act like nothing happened?
yep.