I remember when…
Vicki the robot was a small wonder
Blue Falcon had Dynomut the Dog Blunder
Play doh had the fun factory, cards? We played crazy 8’s
The 40 ft purple gorrilla-la-la called Grape Ape
You had to take the physical challenge when the dare was double
We used to play Trouble with the pop-o-matic bubble
Operation? Touch the sides and the nose would light
Entertech water guns, started all the Water fights
501 Button flys quickly hit the scenes
You either had those or The Bugle boy Jeans
And before then,
Toughskins? they were extra rough
Girls wore the footie socks with the powder puff.
Scratch and sniff stickers
Two color safe-T scissors
Girls made fingernails with glue
do you remember?
Big Mac, filet-o-fish
Quarter Pounder, French fries
Icy-cold THICK SHAKE
sundae and apple pie!
Girls played ‘slide’ and sang during double Dutch
And it was our job to jump in and mess it up
Hide and go get it, did nothin’ when we got it
Parachute pants with 10 thousand pockets
Clear Jellies, Red and Black Air Jordan Sneaks
Girls Barrettes and Panties match days of the week
Tuesday panties on Friday? Girl you nasty
Duck Season…Rabbit season, Elmer shootin Daffy
Puffy stickers and the ones with the moving eyes
We used to drink, Sunny Delight, Tang and Five Alive
Yuck mouth didn’t brush, so dont rot ya teeth
Wendy’s hit McDonalds old lady like ‘Where’s the Beef?’
We had penny candy, and Now&Laters was a dime
Downtown Julie Brown was on MTV’s Grind
Nick had slime and Burgers made by barth
Thundercats Hoooooooo! Lion-O and Snarf
Alvin and the Chipmunks, remember the chippettes?
Watch this people: Brittany, Elenor, Jeanette
Monchichi’s, Garbage pail kids remember Skids?
And Pee Wee had the phatest spot before we had Cribs
Transformers Soundwave was my favorite toy
And Denice Willaims made ‘Lets hear it for the Boy’
White slang was Totally Awesome and Sike was hot
Diff’rent Strokes Dudley molested at the Bike shop
Bewitched was dat shit I remember they switched daddys
And Blossom was my show cuz Six had a fatty
