Dew wymin no?

April 10, 2008

Do women know?

 

Men don’t only want sex

If you really enjoy sports or respect that he does you’ll get a long better

We listen, we just don’t comment all the time.

Men have stupid questions and are afraid to ask them.

It’s tougher for men to be ‘attractive’ no enhancements (Makeup, push up stuff, surgery, weave) for men

Just because you have sex on the first or second date, doesn’t mean you’re easy/loose or going to be disrespected

Men forget basic things but can’t ask because we’ve known you too long to ask

That in between Orgasms a man Must urinate before another round

Belching to be funny is not funny?

Men gossip too, but rarely is it about you, most of the times personal relationships are out. Its sports, music, who’s fine, who we WOULD bang

That often times we just ate or not hungry but when you call to go out to eat, we go anyway.

Watching Breasts bounce during sex speeds up the climax

Unless they’re old friends, men only want/have female friends they consider attractive

It’s not that you have kids; it’s the dude you had kids with

You don’t HAVE to know how to cook everything

If a man invites you over to his place it’s not always about fukn

That makeup makes you feel better/look better to yourself, most men could do without or dont like it period.

Men know when they’re being used for free meals

The whole leave the toilet seat down thing is one-sided?

Men would probably smash 50% of their female friends but really probably only had sex with around 5%

That if a man pays you a compliment based on something physical, it can be genuine
(Men check women out all the time, so when they see something worth commenting to THAT person…it’s a true compliment)

When you’re self conscious about something, it only brings attention to it; men otherwise prolly wouldn’t notice

Men don’t automatically expect oral but thinks it weird when a woman says she doesn’t do it

After a break up men feel just as bad

Calling during the football game, and saying “I know the game is on but…” is not cute

We know we’re not always right…just dont want you to know we know

That men don’t begin to distrust until they’re untrustworthy…let it marinate

  • PAJNSTL

    That in between Orgasms a man Must urinate before another round

    ~~ Why is that?

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    That men don’t begin to distrust until they’re untrustworthy…let it marinate
    -You said a lot with that statement. So would you say that also holds true for women?

  • TheDame

    I love the whole post.

  • januari

    good post, even though I think you’re right about it being tougher for men to be attractive. women are more likely to talk to an unattractive man than a man would talk to an unattractive woman and that might be why so many women find things like makeup, hair, nails and what-not to make them semi-attractive to where a man will talk to them.

  • http://drawn2words.blogspot.com shai

    Toilet seat is not one-sided, it was designed to stay down when you are not using it. LOL. For the men, learn to aim, pee is not meant to be on the toilet or floor. LOL.

    Men don’t begin to distrust until they’re untrustworthy? Deep. So when you distrust, really you are distrusting yourself?

  • http://kristiweb.com/blog.html Kris

    I can’t co-sign on the comment on it being easier for a man to be attractive. For a man to be considered attractive it only takes smooth skin, nice teeth, and for him to get a tape once a week. A woman has to do much more (which is why there are so many products catering to that need) if she wants to be in someone’s Top 10 List *as I look over to your sidebar*

    Smooches!

    Kris

  • http://jcroomzuri.blogspot.com/ j.a.c.

    good post. thank you for the insight.

  • delightful

    “Men have stupid questions and are afraid to ask them”
    -ask me. I won’t laugh

    “That in between Orgasms a man Must urinate before another round”
    -I didn’t know that. Why is it so?

    “You don’t HAVE to know how to cook everything”
    – this is good b/c I can only make pastries, lol

    “That if a man pays you a compliment based on something physical, it can be genuine
    (Men check women out all the time, so when they see something worth commenting to THAT person…it’s a true compliment)”
    – this is good to know

    “We know we’re not always right…just don’t want you to know we know”
    -LOL

    “That men don’t begin to distrust until they’re untrustworthy…let it marinate”
    -hmmmmmm

  • http://www.princessdominique.com/blog princessdominique

    Wow. Okay. Insight. Appreciate that.

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    Yes. Some of us do.

  • http://divaindemand.blogsome.com Diva (in Demand)

    I think women require less to consider a man attractive.

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    I knew about the; game, pissing, toliet seat, cooking, %5 of the 50% of friends, boucing breast (which is why I hold mine…might not be a great help).

    I learned something new everyday.

    Smooches,
    DL

  • SimplyPut

    Whew! good I don’t have to cook. . .still learning

    Women are supposed to urinate afterward also, it’s a fact…no “going” after sex can cause UTI’s

    OMG you guys listen!?

    Guys feel bad after a breakup? Guys feel?!

    Oh the last line…yeah seen it too many times…it’s like retarded reverse psychology

  • http://maimaimommy.blogspot.com/ tjeanise

    Very interesting tidbits..but the one on guys listening…NOT

  • Lisa

    This was good. I’m sending some of my girls to your site!

  • http://abitofeverythingbymizjj.blogspot.com/ MizJJ

    “Men don’t automatically expect oral but thinks it weird when a woman says she doesn’t do it.”
    You must give to receive. Lol.

    “If a man invites you over to his place it’s not always about fukn”
    Lol. Maybe not for you.

  • http://thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com Sister Toldja

    Great post!

    “Just because you have sex on the first or second date, doesn’t mean you’re easy/loose or going to be disrespected”

    I have to disagree. It doesn’t mean you ARE loose, but it is likely that you will be perceived as so. That may not be the case in every instance with every man, but I have had many male friends tell me that when a girl gives it up too quick. her romantic potential is toast. And I’ve experienced it. Such a double standard! I wish we did y’all like y’all do us!!

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    PAJNSTL:

    I dunno…it’s a physical thing; it just has to happen…otherwise the second round wont end with a bang lol

    Keli:

    WOW you wasn’t first!?!? I answered on the messageboard, but yeah…for men more so than women because women has trust issues/don’t trust from jump…men are more trusting in the beginning.

    Dame!

    Thanx

    Jan Jan:

    Thank you, and you’re right women may talk to an ‘unattractive man’ sort of speak…but they have different criteria over us visual simpletons lol

    Shai:

    If the seat is put all the way down you have to lift it up to use it right? Then you should be able to pull it down …same diff.
    Aint my bad Penis dont come with crosshairs LOL (Kidding..mine does) LOL
    ummm…yes…I think?

    Kris:

    I dunno…I’m adiffernt type of guy; I like women …no makeup, in sweats, jeans and a ponytail; a tank top or something spaghetti strap and I’m HAPPY
    It took me a while to realize the women on TV and film I lust after 90% of the time don’t look like that (fully), have MAD enhancements, or are lucky freaks of nature
    I dont look for perfection…I look for compatibility 🙂

    J.A.C!

    Thanx. And you’re welcome

    Delightful:

    LOL okay, I will…hit the messageboard
    See? I told you something new…see the first comment
    Pastries is a great start lol

    Princess D!

    Good to have you around! Come back

    Creole:

    You’re one of the lucky ones…put me on to others like you.

    Divine!!!

    Of course YOU knew!

    SimplyPut

    Nah, you dont have to be Yan can Cook at all
    See? you put ME up on game…but what about multiples etc.?
    YES we listen AND we Feel…you’re a nut

    TJ:

    Maybe the guys you have run into…not all though, I listen…just aint nobody talkin LOL

    Lisa:

    Nice to have you, please do…esp if they’re single

    MizJJ:

    Where have YOU been?
    Oh I gives better than most!
    …LOL and no, not for me, sometimes just wanna spend some time.
    It’s like not inviting a woman over during her period cuz you’re not tryin to smash…crazy

    Sister-Sister!

    Thank you luv
    Ima disagree with you, I’ve been with a woman on the first date and thought no less of her and stayed with her for over a year…no bull
    And no guy I’ve ever met that has been with a woman on the first or second date has ever said bad ish like that about women
    ..maybe I have different boys
    You dig who you dig, whether you smash the 1st or 50th date

    Thank you everyone for the comments…nice to see that ya’ll atleast kinda feel me..and I’m not totally crazy LOL

  • Kalvinia

    Always entertaining and insightful. Good Looking Out!!!

  • http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com Erica C.

    Ummm E, I’m from S.C. and you do have to know how to cook everything for your man. Whippin up some biscuits from scratch gets em every time. LOL!

    Keep em coming E!

  • MsWlsn

    “Unless they’re old friends, men only want/have female friends they consider attractive”

    …That’s true for some females as well lol….Well for me anyway.

    “That men don’t begin to distrust until they’re untrustworthy…let it marinate”
    …We figured that one out a long time ago!

  • Carmen

    Great Post!!!! 🙂
    Carmen

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    I love this

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    just to let you know, I’m c&p’ing this whole thing and plugging it back to you. This is really good shit, put in the simplest words.

  • Arianna

    “That in between Orgasms a man Must urinate before another round”: I dont think all men…

    “Watching Breasts bounce during sex speeds up the climax”: Good 2 know.

    “After a break up men feel just as bad”: I’d like to believe that, but somehow I dont…its extremely sweet that you said that though.

    “Belching to be funny is not funny?”: Out loud period is majorly disgusting…both women & men.

    “Calling during the football game, and saying “I know the game is on but…” is not cute”: She just wants to hear you say “Its cool baby, I missed u anyway…I been hoping you would call me”….indulge her at least once!

    “Men know when they’re being used for free meals”: LMAO @ those women who date guys for free meals…broke bitches, u dont want none of that anyways…

    “Men would probably smash 50% of their female friends but really probably only had sex with around 5%”: Im always jealous of female friends, not really ok with them…

    “Just because you have sex on the first or second date, doesn’t mean you’re easy/loose or going to be disrespected”: True, with the right guy of course.

    Damn E, I used my whole lunch break commenting on this! xxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooo

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    oh and.. i could stretch out your comments section with my responses.. but i just did it there.

    i havent been here in a minute LOL.. no more spam commenting, promise

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    LMAO! I love this post. Quite funny.

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com maddypappy1

    Hey, can I print this out?? and show it to all women I know?? lol

  • http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

    E, i just…love and appreciate this post so much. aside from all the things you listed, it’s refreshing to read a male’s perspective. i’ve come across VER FEW men as verbal as you…so detailed…so real…

    -karrie b.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Men have stupid questions and are afraid to ask them.
    -No question is a stupid question.

    Unless they’re old friends, men only want/have female friends they consider attractive
    -I just posted a topic on the board along these lines…hmm…

    And again…

    That men don’t begin to distrust until they’re untrustworthy…let it marinate
    -You said a mouth full with this statement, and I too find this to be true.

  • jess

    confused. repost?

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    E – You aren’t giving away the crown jewels but coming damn close. It’s funny that women don’t believe you even when you tell them the truth. LOL

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    Good stuff here… thanks for the tips… even though you know I have no probs with the sports ones… but to answer ya question

    “The whole leave the toilet seat down thing is one-sided?”

    Hell NO its not one-sided… the toilet seat is suppose to be down! That’s just like leaving your front door open… the toilet is not cute so putting it on public display by having the seat up is not cute. That’s why they have cute toilet seat covers, to cover up what aint cute….

    Thanks… did I just reveal one of my pet-peeves!!!

  • http://myfuturerocks.blogspot.com a.tiara

    lol Good Post. Thanks for the insight lol

  • harriet

    see? these kinds of explanations are why i heart you, e!

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Men don’t only want sex

    True.

    I prefer intimacy more than anything else.

    I kicked it @ O’Charleys resturant and Barnes & Noble with my female friend tonight. Had good fun. And although we usually get together on Fridays & Saturdays, it wouldn’t make that much of a difference if we didn’t end the night on top each other. Tonight.

    I might not feel the same way tomorrow though. lol.

    Great post.

  • Cutie Hu Girl

    “good post, even though I think you’re right about it being tougher for men to be attractive. women are more likely to talk to an unattractive man than a man would talk to an unattractive woman and that might be why so many women find things like makeup, hair, nails and what-not to make them semi-attractive to where a man will talk to them” -Januari

    Ditto!

    This was a great post.

    After a breakup men feel just as bad…. interesting… Now I just have to decide if I believe it. LoL

    If a man invites you over to his place it’s not always about fukn…. But the thought always crosses your mind once we’re there doesn’t it? LoL

    Does E know that I love this blog?

  • http://www.thejadednyer.net The Jaded NYer

    thanks for the head’s up

  • msdailey

    Some good info to know.

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