Do women know?
When you switch hands we gotta start the orgasm over
Sometimes we just want to be alone…there’s nothing wrong.
Breast size don’t matter…the areolas and nipples are the key
Yelling and getting loud will not get your point across any better
Boy shorts and a Beater is sexier than lingerie
Sometimes you want to be held? Sometimes we want dinner and a backrub
As much as we care about you…that time right after the orgasm till we urinate…don’t bother us so much
It’s not that we don’t want to ask for directions, we just don’t need you to tell us that we do.
Talking bad or critiquing the women that we find attractive does not make you look better…it actually makes you less attractive.
We have NO clue about PMS and what it does to you…let us know and we’ll do what we need to do.
If you cheat we’re not fighting over you…you’re fair game after that
If the game is about to come on, just let us enjoy it alone
Women are way pickier…men don’t have a “never clause” in attraction/dates like women do with men and height
There is a difference between being extra/hating and stating your opinion.
Football to us is Project Runway + Sex and the City + Top Model to you…X100
…well cept I watch alladat too
Leaving hair on the bathroom floor is nasty
Sending sexy pictures is a major turn on
Holding the phone to our ear hearing “talk to me” is annoying
Taking us shopping once would prolly get you taken thrice
We don’t like Madden better than you…we just like to play it sometimes
…a lot when it first comes out, you’re still better you have coochie.
We don’t turn and look at women because we want them, its just cuz they are there
Most of the times if we are right, we won’t argue…only when we are wrong lol
Men like good gifts and just because gifts just as much as you do…we dont like that you never get them for us
Saying/Announcing that you’re about to cum is one of the sexiest things that can happen during sex
