I got more….. 

Do Women know?

We just want to enjoy the movie or Show sometimes

That excess grindin when you’re on top hurts like a muhfuka but we don’t say ish to not ruin the mood.

When they make the first move that it is a MAJOR turn on

Smoking is a turn off

We don’t mind being wrong or losing in things we know nothing about

…we HATE being wrong about things we supposedly know something about and/or good at

Men understand that most women have a majority of male friends…they just don’t like it

Most grown men know that the women on TV/Film/Radio don’t really look like that

As much as men lust after ass and breasts…a pretty face trumps it all.

Men think its bull that women don’t accept it when a man has mostly female friends

Just about everything we do is for females

Showing up with a pizza and a DVD is like us showing up with flowers and a build a bear

That just because we’re not saying anything, doesn’t mean there’s something wrong?

If you give a man options, he’ll compromise

That a woman with a strong work ethic is so sexy?

We like “thinkin’ about you’ text messages as well

We don’t expect sex on the first date

A woman that can crack jokes/has a sense of humor is sexy?

Playing with nipples and rubbing yourself during speeds up the climax?

When you call, we’re happy but have to front like we’re not

We prefer kisses just about anywhere else over the lips

That you should never be ashamed of your shape because we’re just happy you’re showing us lol

Most men could care less if you made more than them

If you know how many yards a team gets when the ref calls pass interefence…we’ll want to smash immediately lol

We don’t all measure ourselves

…nor do we name ‘it’

Depending on the other plans that accompany them a night out anywhere is feasible

Unlike them, a woman can be plucked from the “Friends Zone” at anytime

Perfume goes a long way

On first dates, while you’re wondering “is he a serial killer?” We’re wondering “Is she attracted to me?”

If we could, we’d eat off of paper plates w/plastic silverware most days)

Proper grooming = endless oral

That it is honestly a reflex that we turn to look at women when they walk by?

We are stubborn more so because ‘we are supposed to be’ than because of our true personalities

Men never want a woman to enter the “friend’s zone” in the first place

It’s tough for a man to express himself verbally (or in text)

We don’t really look for the perfect woman

Men appreciates ‘just because’ gifts as well

That we don’t mind you going out with the girls for dancing and drinks…just like to know about it

Men LOVE to hear gossip too but only when it’s real juicy and about people they know

Requesting a quickie is sexy…F’n and leaving is not whorish it spices things up

Asking for something is fine, hinting at it is annoying

…getting mad when the man doesn’t get the hints is even more annoying