Marketpuss

October 16, 2007

 

Do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat, rooftop like ya bringin ’88 back!

I’m not really a nerd…am I?

I remember when Monday’s were the biggest days on the blog…I think joints, everyone came and read and commented…whahappened?

I hope my mother don’t throw out my old cassette tapes…I gotta get back home and snatch those up.

Where is Adina Howard? I had the biggest crush on her
DAMN those arms are so Fn sexy

They say most attractive women can easily enter porn and make 30K a month
…mannnnnn that would be tough to not do if I were a female. I know I’d DEFINTELY strip

I’m getting annoyed lately…think ima go into hibernation for a couple of weeks.

I am going to get a mirror for my desk

My favorite planet is Saturn

Wireless Keyboards and mouses are the coolness

Do you notice you never hear about men killing their kids, it’s most of the time mothers

Guess what I have on? A T Shirt and some Jeans….yeahhhhhh

Just wait, THIS weekend? I’m doing NOTHING!

Are those folders the ONLY thing called Manila?

BET Hip Hop Awards Tomorrow, gonna get your ignant on?

So much porn, no need to masturbate to regular TV anymore…those were the days LOL

You know how a woman’s waist dips in the middle? like for the top of the back going into the waist forms a “V”? That’s a must have, I LOVE that

I will never wear sandals…man feet…ewww

you want ANOTHER reason why life sux and stuff?

So funny…there’s so many women that I don’t want to have sex with, just want to see them naked.

When women laugh its funny

Is cavemen any good?

Why isn’t prostitution legal? Who’s it harming cept the economy? Make it legal then tax it
…it would be safe regulated and we’d profit out of it!

I’d LOVE to purchase some pussy stock…that would NEVER go down

Strawberry Applesauce is pretty tasty

I kinda want to go Bowling…though I suck at it

Y&R

Nikki, ugh
I need to care about something on this show other than Vic but last week was all I need; that is the greatest TV character ever lol

Seriously, Melyssa Ford is THE total Package, that waist is CUH RAZE E

My Back itches, come scratch it…c’mere.

My skin looks good today, check me out 🙂

What the hell did “Dumps like a Truck…truck…truck” mean?

So the next Blog is going to be “I can’t stand?” I may be able to come up with some stuff…so Thursday is cool? lol

My ideal date? Drinks, shooting pool, playin scrabble, watching a DVD, shopping, going for a drive, a walk when it’s nice out
Maybe sittin in a lounge and talkin bout nothing…THOSE are my activities.

I need like 4-5 more bed sheet sets

…and some bath towels

How do feet get ashy? They are covered ALL DAMN DAY!? Double covered…socks and shoes…no air no nuffin

What if a woman had Ashy Tittayballs? ewwwwwwwwww I’d point and laugh!

  • http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com Erica C.

    I will NEVER come to understand craziness that goes on inside that head of yours E! Love it though!!!! 🙂

  • http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

    ahhh don’t get frustrated. i always read your blog, but don’t always comment.

    keep makin me laugh and bringing back memories.:-)

    oh, my brother wears a size 13 shoe and loves wearing sandals. we always crack jokes on him about them boats on his feet. lol.

    i suck at bowling too.

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I think nerds are hot!

    I’m getting annoyed lately…think ima go into hibernation for a couple of weeks.
    -a couple of weeks?

    I am going to get a mirror for my desk
    -I need to do the same, but that’s because I want to see people as they are sneaking up behind me.

    I have on a tee and jeans…but I also have on pumps.

    How does one get man feet? Can someone please explain? What causes men’s feet to look like that.

    I’d LOVE to purchase some pussy stock…that would NEVER go down
    -Wow…lol

    Have a good one..

  • dejanae411

    i think i think ima need for you to pay for the food you just made me spit out my damn mouth
    What the hell did “Dumps like a Truck…truck…truck” mean? yep that shit belongs in the Did they Just Say that thread

    Dead at pussy stock

  • Meek

    I’m mad at you for pussy stock…..HAHAHAHA

    I’m with ATLcutey….I’m always a listener but I’m not always an active responder!!

    For real though @ a few weeks….I mean I can understand taking time off but damn weeks bruh? 🙁

  • Arianna

    “Do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat, rooftop like ya bringin ‘88 back!”: They shootin!!! Ahhh…made u look!

    “I’m not really a nerd…am I?”: Yes…LOl…I luv nerds…its geeks I cant stand…esp the pervy ones lol.

    So much porn, no need to masturbate to regular TV anymore…those were the days LOL”: LMFAO!!!!! Life is good huh??!!!!

    “you want ANOTHER reason why life sux and stuff?”: I know many, but tell me…

    “I’m getting annoyed lately…think ima go into hibernation for a couple of weeks.”:
    Thats sounds great…cant believe its only wednesday 🙁

    “Seriously, Melyssa Ford is THE total Package, that waist is CUH RAZE E: I have to agree…I think I got a girl crush on her…she really got that sensual thing goin on.

    “So the next Blog is going to be “I can’t stand?” I may be able to come up with some stuff…so Thursday is cool? lol: Cool.

    “What if a woman had Ashy Tittayballs?”: Thats got 2 b the worst word Ive EVER heard in reference 2 breast…smh…its just as bad as “dumps like a truck”!

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com maddypappy1

    Ashy feet….That’s a good ass question. I’m gonna run that by one of my old bio profressors and see what kind of looks I get from her. I wish I had a camera for that moment!

    Nothing worng with being a nerd, is it??

    marketpuss. I damn near spit out my water when I read that!

    What’s so special about Saturn? i’m feeling Jupiter. It’s big as hell with a bunch of colors. That’s cool.

    Some man killed himself, his wife and his kid not far from where I live. Not cool. I thought the burbs were safe. I see I’m living in the mean streets of Mayfield Hts.

    Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. A Dump Truck! I work in commercial vehicle insurance, so I see stuff about those things all day every day. I hate dump trucks!

    That’s about it. See you in the forum

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    I never liked Adina Howard. I can’t even think of the name of the ONE song she had. Sorry, guess that makes me a hater. LOL

    I don’t know what it is but SO many men I know refuse to wear sandals. If you don’t have crusty nasty feet what’s the problem. My husband has wonderful feet and I can’t get him to wear them for anything. Something about men in sandals (as long as they are the Jesus looking sandals) is so sexy to me.

    And what’s up with the Forum? I can’t get in anymore; I guess I’m banned. LOL

  • Creem

    Seems like me and u are in similar moods .

    Ive been annoyed for the past 2 days and i am so wanting to turn my fone off for a few days.

    Saturn used to be my favorite too, love the rings but ive since come to love Jupiter, its my rulin planet and i love the swirls going in opposite directions.

    I made some good organic friend Chicken last nite, yum it was so fresh. im makn the switch.

    Ashy feet just come from dry skin. its best to put vaseline on them joints n cotton socks. Lotion seems to just vanish.

    I want sum mocha almond fudge ice cream!

  • perfect_imperfection75

    You know… I just wanted to say that I LOVE the rotation… Self Destruction? Paper Thin? I Got It Made….

    I’m so in love with you right now….

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    E, I don’t know how you do it. How do you come up with this stuff. LOL.

    They say most attractive women can easily enter porn and make 30K a month
    …mannnnnn that would be tough to not do if I were a female. I know I’d DEFINTELY strip

    LMAO.

    BET Hip Hop Awards Tomorrow, gonna get your ignant on?

    Sadly, I am. I can’t lie. I almost need to see Keyshia Cole.

    I’d LOVE to purchase some pussy stock…that would NEVER go down

    I feel you. And Melysa Ford is definitely the perfect example of a great body.

    How do feet get ashy? They are covered ALL DAMN DAY!? Double covered…socks and shoes…no air no nuffin

    LOL.

  • curvydva

    Do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat, rooftop like ya bringin ‘88 back!
    -What in tarnations is the baseball bat? I don’t know that I’ve ever heard of or seen this dance before. I imagine it to look something like the wop with the arms held together lol

    They say most attractive women can easily enter porn and make 30K a month
    …mannnnnn that would be tough to not do if I were a female. I know I’d DEFINTELY strip
    -Oh you’d have to do more than strip honey lol. I can’t believe that though. Them chicks be lookin too busted and the sets be too low rent for any of them to be makin that kind of loot. I’on know.

    Do you notice you never hear about men killing their kids, it’s most of the time mothers
    -I was going to disagree with this because of all the kids who die at the hands of abuse, but I think you might be right because a lot of those dudes don’t even be related to the kids

    So much porn, no need to masturbate to regular TV anymore…those were the days LOL
    -TV? You mean like Skinamax? I hope you mean Skinamax because I can’t think of anything on TV that ever moved me to touch myself lol.

    Why isn’t prostitution legal? Who’s it harming cept the economy? Make it legal then tax it
    …it would be safe regulated and we’d profit out of it!
    -I’ve been saying this for YEARS!! Imagine how good the public school system would be with that extra dough. Hell we could even pay for Universal Health Care!

    My ideal date? Drinks, shooting pool, playin scrabble, watching a DVD, shopping, going for a drive, a walk when it’s nice out
    Maybe sittin in a lounge and talkin bout nothing…THOSE are my activities.
    -Sounds good to me. I’d be all over it.

  • http://gnexxd.blogspot.com/ GurlNexxDoor

    I loved this blog, I was in tears laughing. I will be back. TY

  • Iknowyougotsoul

    the little things annoy me too.. it’s pretty sad..

    Melyssa Ford is the hotness.. She can get it everyday of the week, and twice on Sunday!

    I am ashamed to admit that I’m going to watch the Bet awards. I have no shame.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    I’m getting annoyed lately…think ima go into hibernation for a couple of weeks.
    -Me too PEACE! LoL

    So funny…there’s so many women that I don’t want to have sex with, just want to see them naked.
    -U r so weird what’s the big deal about seeing her naked!? No wait maybe im weird because I don’t look at naked bodies Ughhh! And I have never looked at my nakedness full body.

    When women laugh its funny
    -Unless she is loud and snorts lol

    I kinda want to go Bowling…though I suck at it
    -Man I can’t wait to go bowling with u…LoL my guaranteed win. And we bettin!

    Your normal activities sound like my normal BORING Life!

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