“It’s on now, New Year, pop the pain
Sun blaze thru the grey cloud, stop the rain”
See? I should be like 110 lbs
I’m a picky eater…well documented
On top of that food annoys me…it frightens me…it pisses me off lol
Like…
I’m at Wendy’s (Because that’s the only fast food burger I will eat)
e-sidebar: Cuz see while Burger King burgers taste good (almost like BBQ) they are too small and thin
McDonalds taste like ass…I swear its ground otter meat
I dont like bread or sandwiches…but Wendy’s beef taste like beef and its often too big for the bun, so it’s yum.
K…so Wendy’s and then OH
e-sidebar: A few rules I have with fast food
1. ALWAYS polite at the drive thru…keeps booty butt flakes out yo food
2. Look into the kitchen/behind the counter at your own risk
…if I see some stuff I dont like (Long hair, dirty station, floor, uniform, or someone that just looks shifty or plain stupid…I bounce)
Which brings me to…
I’m at Wendy’s š
And I look and the people preparing food has on plastic gloves (YES!)
So I’m feelin grizzeat! I place my order…
And the person from the food prep station comes and takes my money…WITH THE GLOVES ON!
I’m like ewwwww what’s the point? That’s even worse the plastic just holds the nastiness
…so I bounce
You already know I get skeeved out when they hand you the drink with the palm over the top…yick
THEN it’s like: Mannnnnnnn I’ma hit the grocery store and cook my own sizzzuff (I cook good *the stuff that I cook*) But I only eat like 7 things …and cook like 5 of them LOL
So ugh
And what happens…?
I cant get cereal because I will get the milk and then not be in the mood or too rushed for cereal…Milk goes bad
I LOVE fruit but I hate picking it because fruit are schitzo…you pick it, pay for it, put it in the fridge, reach for a paper towel…go back? Its spoiled LOL
…like damn my bananas went from Mariah Carey to Bobby Brown in 5.5 seconds
OHHHH and hen ground beef!? I go and get me some ground beef, allabout to make me some e-sketti or some chill-e š
Get home…start to break it down and realize only the top is pink…little did I know they already browned the meat for me
F’n painting the meat humps
Damn expiration dates…I NEVER catch them with like 4-5 days to go, it’s always like “Best if bought before a 1/2 hour from now”
So the new thing is/was to buy food when Im about to go home and cook it because I dont like freezing food
…I dont trust it
I buy it and it says it expires or needs to be sold in 3 days…I freeze it and thaw it 6 days later and it’s still good?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, I’m tight
I hate that it takes longer to cook than it does to eat too…I prep and brown and season and simmer and taste and marinate and dance in the kitchen
…CLEAN (Because I cannot eat with a messy kitchen) then sit down…food gone
MANNN! I wanna savor
So then it’s …go to a restaurant
#1 I’m single so I have to go dolo š
BUT if I do find someone to go wiff then I gotta be e-ventura Spoon detective
…gotta inspect the silverware and the plates…so that it aint no inviso-crunchies on them or whatever
and I still have to make sure I dont peek at the kitchen or the cooks because I could get skeeved out
What if someondy is about to quit…they dont care, they could be flickin eyebrow dandruff in my frenfries
I’m glad I dont eat a lotta stuff with sauce…that might not be sauce
…that’s not saucy, and that’s not sexy
I’m a joy on a date right?
That’s why I cant go to iHop anymore…silverware always fukd
That syrup thats at the tables is always caked on’d-up
The plates dont look clean
The workers look like…mannn it’s either this or 1 myself
I dunno…now Im hungry.
Ā
What if we all had minds alike? Thought the same
Only few was taught to get this, divorce the game
Visualized as a young cat, saw the dream
Get large, sh*t hard, and assorted CREAM
So many came that I saw and went wise on my ways
Made livin for me more intense, divided my days
Weekends, party nights, raffled the stakes
Love sophisticated women, those that rather you wait
