Some people say Sex isn’t as important as the other things in a relationship and I agree…BUT it’s almost like saying personality is more important than looks; it sounds good…it’s the right thing to say but it’s not what actions imply. Most of the time people have sex before they get a true sense of…
Project Runway: Told you Jeff would win Uli is annoying to listen to Laura is annoying to look at So the blonde wigs cost THAT much? Jeff’s ish was EXTRA boring…the music would put you to sleep and the models had the worst walks Uli prolly had the best clothes over all Laura’s ish was…
Ohio State won…still National Championship bound The Bengals beat the Panthers and are back on their winning path (though they won by 3 points and my 5 team parlay had them layin 3.5 …damn bookies) I went ‘home (Read: Ohio) for a couple of days…had to go see my favorite woman (My Momo) And get…
Her Scent is Vera Wang, mixed with sweet sweat Taste is stimulating Nibble ear, kiss her neck We sit chest to chest, her legs latch my waist Thighs on top of mine, intertwined in our embrace Her touch is dripped lace Fignertips, grip. The pace we move is indolent, lost in the moment Heart? mind?…
Open Minded…Superficial…Fake… Who’s more? Men or women? Everyone has their own preferences. A lot of us would like to have others think that we care more about a persons ‘person’ more so than their appearance, but more times than not it’s untrue. Now I did a whole blog post on how Myspace leads people to…
Bengals lost…BUT OHIO STATE won! And if I had to pick one of the 2 to lose it would’ve been the Bengals…college football you lose once and you’re toast. …The Bengals are on a bye this week so I can concentrate on other games 🙂 Who gets copied off of more? Women emulate Janet…
YO This chick rubbed her panties on Melroses bed? That’s some nasty ish! Who thinks to do that? Chick was batty! Nice they brought Bre back, but where the hell is my Nik!?! Why were they supposed to be hype about going to ‘Austin Texas’??? I can’t stand Meg! She’s mad corny and unattractive. LOL…
Saturday: THE Ohio State university took care of Penn State Sunday: The Bengals beat the Steelers and remain undefeated! Who Dey indeed. Went to go get my new cell phone on Friday…they told me it was $650 but if I waited till December they’d take $200 off …yup, i’m waiting. Smurf berry crunch cereal was…
She walks like every surface is a catwalk Curses during sex, Minimal slang… Little raptalk That’s my dame, Say her name And the men gawk That’s my dame, Say her name And the men Hawk In her frames she looks sexy, shades or prescription Reads a lot of Zane and other non-Fiction Part interior decorator,…
Smile is Ahni Luv, eyes is Lizzmodel Silhouette a French curve, “S” or Coke bottle Ciara thighs, Calves My DarlinNikki Some call her Hoopz I call her perfect in some Vickies Ass is Stacey Dash, No Tracee Ellis Mind of Pam Oliver she hangs with the fellas Some is Jealous, Complexion; Heather Headley Style a…
Are you male or female? **Believe it or not someone wondered…I’m all man…completely straight man (So what I like Y&R, Days, Project Runway, Design on a dime, and Trading spaces…F you!) Where do you get all the pictures/art for your posts? **I’m not tellin’ BUT I will point you in the right direction http://www.itsablackthang.com/AfricanAmericanArt.htm http://www.blackartwork.com/…
I think… Worthless word of the day: Placcard …you know the thing that you put on your mirror for handicap? Why can’t it be a damn sign or something? …placcard So far my new shows are working out: Standoff is good Justice is hot Vanished is good Prison Break, Weeds and The Wire are back…
I love Women… That don’t wear makeup That laughs at my jokes That wears ponytails That smell good That plays video games That makes a good steak That wears tank tops and things spaghetti strapped That don’t mind that I don’t dance With pretty toes That watches HGTV and TLC With Brown eyes With…
My first necklace was a fat lace shoe string; I was a latch key kid(It was bangin’ son!) The Lion on the Wiz name was ‘Fleetwood Coup Deville’ that still cracks me up Me gettin burnt or hurt wont be tolerated, I got rhymes up the…ugh forget it I’m constipated…-LL Cool J on EPMD’s…
Pre insertion, I couldn’t be more rigid I massage the button vertical strokes of the digit Perspiration and organic lubrication saturate the pathway to consummation Truncheon permeates Stroke is rythematic Hands grab her waist energy becomes static Entrance emphatic, The exit is slow and even Bites A pillow like she’s teethin Muffled the heavy breathin…
What a fuk’n weekend!!! Friday was OUTSTANDING Saturday started slow but popped of lovely! (Penn State loss; Ohio State won) And SUNDAY SUNDAY muhfukn NFL SUNDAY (Go BENGALS!) I have yet to find a woman that truly enjoys Cards, Board games, Shooting pool, Bowling, TV & Movies. …oh and shopping…THAT would be my most favoritest…
I watch ENTIRELY too much Television, i’m like a little kid when the new shows start (not worse than when football starts though)…I have Two Tivos…four tuners; some shows are must see, some I just Tivo and watch over the weekends…either way; I figured I’d share…though I’m sure NONE of you are TV-o-holics like me… THIS is…
A woman that shoots pool, will always have a place in my heart. DID you see my Bengals on Monday Night!?! CARSON F’N PALMER!!!!!! Flavor of love. 3 B’s Beautiful, Bootz and Buckey …I need no one else. (I’m not even sure Flav has even met Beautiful yet LOL) Deelishus is a train wreck…
Why don’t you club? Clubbing (in my opinion) is one of the few things that people do on the regular that yields NO return You figure: Put on some ‘club clothes’ Drive to the club (Gas) Pay for parking Wait in line (For dumb long) Pay to get in (Don’t ask if there’s someone performing)…
Another thing about me, I’m a sneaker/shoe fanatic…these are my latest editions; a little pricey…and I wear a size 13 so special edition/rare shoes are even tougher to find …but hey, I only have to spend for me Nike Denim Dunks SB I’m also a Jean junkie, so these are the best of both worlds…
I’m hungry Carson Palmer plays this week I guess there are things to do in the area, but I’d be more motivated to do them with someone …maybe not. I just got Madden 2007 yesterday, it makes being single/unwanted a little easier lol The Myspace disclaimer/about me post is pretty much me in a…
Skin like Keyna Moore, Lips is Taral Hicks Breasts is Toccara on some Top Model Shit Hips like Vida…Naah, Hips like Serena Sex appeal like Eva, waist like Christina Milian can fill a thong like Mya And dont ask me why but Forehead like Tyra Personality’s Free, Alicia Keys Style Eyes is Badu, Vivian Green…
This weeks show, didn’t have the stank of the first episode, but it was still ignorance at it’s finest…and it’s that all we want? And the FOL2 chicks have made their way to myspace…lemme start adding them as friends now lol Somethin is disgusting. http://www.myspace.com/sumthinfol2 Like that is hideous and annoying http://www.myspace.com/likedatny My NEW top…
This weeks show, didn’t have the stank of the first episode, but it was still ignorance at it’s finest…and it’s that all we want? And the FOL2 chicks have made their way to myspace…lemme start adding them as friends now lol Somethin is disgusting. http://www.myspace.com/sumthinfol2 Like that is hideous and annoying http://www.myspace.com/likedatny My NEW top…
Got Quirks? Sarcastic, Humorous, Eclectic Real, Quote me; I meant it if I said it. Introvert, flirt, easily Irritable Not that religious, lets go with spiritual Soul, Old school Hip Hop and R&B A lil Reggae; Spraga Benz to Marley Single, Live alone, got a home and Cell phone College Degree, car, No kids… I’m…
Do you? Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they’d trip and fall sometimes? Have a special place to hide your porn? See everything you want when you have NO money? Only give compliments when someone deserves them? Laugh at women wearing the low rise Jeans and that muffin fat that sticks…
Wait. A grown ass woman shit on Flav’s steps? …she loss control and actual poo dripped out of her ass. And she’s still on the show? FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV And Toastee!? Bwaahahahahahahaha right now I’m going with: 1 Beatuful 2. Buckeey 3. Nibblz 4. Krazy 5. Deelishis (Myspace) BUT OF COURSE these women are already on…
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