Posts Tagged ‘ Randomness ’

NowEyeKnow: Credit

November 27, 2013

Why didn’t they tell me…???? College is cool but…you can and will starve Debt is a real Sex without a condom and sex with a condom does NOT feel the same … never ever go without! lol Leasing a vehicle is NOT the way to go Grades 4-12 will be the greatest years of your…

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EDP221 – MTV: The Early Years 2 (The Sin City Sex Mix)

August 7, 2013

Part II! (The Sin City Sex Mix) Assuming you’ve listened to EDP220 – MTV: The Early Years with Jason Gross (@SockOfFleagulls) We pick it up with MORE MTV! Memories Videos Music Awards The Shows (Yo! Club, Remote Control) The Personalities … and the aforementioned Fifth! Comment and Share: Like on Facebook, Google + the show,…

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Random – e: Balls Deep

August 1, 2013

25 More “facts about e”…for all you true believers, sit in astonishment of how extra I am K? k. I liked Honey and Glitter….Eff you. Always said on a scale of 1-10 I’ma 6…it’s above average right? …knowing I’m at least a solid 49 🙂 Never once ate Brussels sprouts I can only drink water…

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effeweseekay

July 7, 2013

Curse words Why are Curse words; “curse” words? Who made up THIS “Shit”? Who just said that THIS word is taboo and you can’t say it…or if you do say it other people are supposed to say ‘oooooooooooh’ LOL! The words themselves mean nothing or are just stupid in context…esp using their definitions Why not…

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Do I Do: Astro Ice

June 27, 2013

Do you? Think women spending $100 + getting her hair done is imcomprensible? … espeically since the following week it looks like nothing ever happened. Hate missing the previews at the movies? enjoy drnking (fluids) more than eating? Think Oral is just a part of sex instead of a special gift? Only care about NBA…

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iThink: Packing Peanuts

May 6, 2013

Things that I think …. So I think Ernie Keebler and Wendell the baker snuffed out their partners … all of a sudden there’s only one cinnamon toast crunch baker and one Keebler elf … Crackle and Pop better watch out Bottom line was if your bologna didn’t have the red plastic strip on the…

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EDP28 – Best of (Openings)

December 28, 2012

Lets look back! All Story time everything! THIS is the Best of Openings Episode of the #EDP! Every episode of the #EDP begins with some sort of story about my childhood or something that happens … something random, I’ve complied a few and put them together in one episode, something to tide you over till…

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Down the hatch

October 16, 2012

Very Simple Question: If you HAD take ONE Pill … which do you choose? Like this:Like Loading...

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iThink: Bit-o-Honey and Front Butt

March 12, 2012

Pretty Good weekend … The Mall got me a gain and fed my shoe addiction Jordan 14s and some Prada Sneakers Special shoutouts to everyone that’s downloaded, listened and more importantly commented/left iTunes reviews for the podcast … really appreciated Working with Autodesk 2012 … you could care less …………. Tweeted by me (@eclectik) When…

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Uh Oh … wait.

March 9, 2012

What’s so scary about Spaghettio’s? Why is it so damn “Uh Oh”? Who’s in trouble? I’d be all like ….HEY These are mine! I opended the can, heated them up…and now it’s just me and my O’s So if you dont like it…tough Tit-Tay Uh Oh…I’ll Punch you in the Mowf! Wait what? Honestly…I’ve never…

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Random – e: Birthday Partyless

February 29, 2012

25 Random actual factuals bout me you m’frs 1. I’ve never had a birthday party 2. When I type every one of my blogs I don’t pre write I just type every one of them straight out one draft one take (Even the ones that rhyme) 3. I’ve never smoked anything 4. I have yet…

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iThink: Velma Thighs and Duck Hunt

February 20, 2012

But fish DOES Fry in the kitchen … and what are beans doing on the grill? What are you some kinda Hobo? … maybe you should work on not buring down the damn house PRIOR to movin own up I went to the theater to see Ghost Rider 3D … I’d rather have Ecco the…

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The Bo Derek – 10 Scale theory

February 16, 2012

Okay…you know how people rank people on a scale 1-10? It’s never anything concrete…like a good way to do it… Since I have nothing better to do (and a twisted head) I’m coming up with a way to figure it out…this is still in construction So far I’ve come up with…. Women: ADD Your Bra…

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