Posts Tagged ‘ Work ’

Do I Do: Skittle Peltin

August 26, 2013

Do you? Want to shoulder tackle your boss while he’s giving a presentation Check the mirror often so to make sure you don’t have dry skin on your nose Wonder why Jimmy cracked the corn Wonder why anyone should care that Jimmy did it Hate when people press the elevator button when it’s ALREADY been…

Tales from the Cubicle (Me vs. Them)

May 30, 2012

Damn Office chatter and small talk …. Them: Oh the snow How did you make it in? I made the first tracks! I was sliding and slipping Is it Cold enough for you? Me: Shut your fat flappy trap…don’t care; you didn’t crash you’re alive and inside warm…go 1 yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop coming to my…

quirk – e: Ctrl Alt Disgusting

April 10, 2012

In the long list of my “quirks” and things that skeeve me out, lets look at what goes on at work shall we? Mainly … Other people’s mouse and keyboards What’s worse than having to use someone else’s computer? Not only are their settings and desktop etc set up dumb and stupid (because other people…

Tales from the Cube – Annoying Co Workers

February 13, 2012

You know who’s stupid? Co workers. Yep, all of them…least 98% of them…stupid asses “It is what it is” Shut up with it is what it is…what is it then? eggs-ackly…you know what? It isn’t These idiots at work always wanna grab hold to some stupid corporate jargon and run that shit into the ground…