Damn Office chatter and small talk ….
Them:
Oh the snow
How did you make it in?
I made the first tracks!
I was sliding and slipping
Is it Cold enough for you?
Me:
Shut your fat flappy trap…don’t care; you didn’t crash you’re alive and inside warm…go 1 yourself.
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Stop coming to my desk just standing there staring.
Waiting me to acknowledge your stupid existence
Me:
WHAT?
Them:
“I didn’t want to interrupt”
Me:
Then why are you standing in my peripheral vision with your annoying presence?
Them:
“I got a question”
Me go:
OBVIOUSLY what is it? I don’t need a preamble to your ‘tarded inquiry
What is it?
Them:
…”ummm”
Me:
WHAT?!
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Them:
What are you doing for the weekend?
Me Go:
…wait what am I doing? Well that would make it ME doing stuff with ME
…not including you…so I’m not telling….and I’m not asking you what you’re doing; that’s what you really want isn’t it?
Well I aint gonna
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Them:
Hey, I know you’re doing something that you’re supposed to be doing…but can I ask you to do some
EXTRA shit that I’m too lazy to do, and has nothing to do with what you’re doing and possibly your job description?
Me:
….well sure; fuk yaself first though; then I gotcha.
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Them:
So what looks good?
Me:
It’s a fukn Vending machine…looks like a Snickers.
MOOOOOVE
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Me:
So you’re just gonna stand there and wait for me to change the paper?
You lazy degenerate.
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Them Go:
HA HA HA HA Bass voice Bass vioce …let me sound important and loud to get noticed
Me:
…pipe down ass wad I’m trying to work…and pick up the damn phone…don’t nobody want to hear that speaker phone all ‘cross the office
Close your door too stupid.
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Them:
Over the weekend we went “blah blah blah”, it was fun
Me:
Did you?
Was it?
…don’t care…leave now please.
Them:
Have you ever went? You should come with us next time
Me go:
Should I?
*silence* …blank stare
(Sprinkles down rocks) do me a favor…kick those.
Put me in the damn basement away from these assclowns!
