Posts Tagged ‘ Co Workers ’

Tales From the Cube: Strictly Business

June 15, 2012

“I knew I was the man with the master plan To make you wiggle and jiggle, like gelatin Just think while I sink, into the brain structure (dont sleep on the e) you see, somethin might rupture It dont take time for me to blow your mind” You know what annoys me at work? …k…

Tales from the Cubicle (Me vs. Them)

May 30, 2012

Damn Office chatter and small talk …. Them: Oh the snow How did you make it in? I made the first tracks! I was sliding and slipping Is it Cold enough for you? Me: Shut your fat flappy trap…don’t care; you didn’t crash you’re alive and inside warm…go 1 yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop coming to my…

quirk – e: Ctrl Alt Disgusting

April 10, 2012

In the long list of my “quirks” and things that skeeve me out, lets look at what goes on at work shall we? Mainly … Other people’s mouse and keyboards What’s worse than having to use someone else’s computer? Not only are their settings and desktop etc set up dumb and stupid (because other people…

Office Restroom Chronicles I: (Deuces)

February 16, 2012

I typically say things that no one says…so why not blog about something that no one blogs about? I’ve had conversations (yes about poo) and people have amazed me…I cannot believe some of the things I’ve seen and heard like Talking on the phone At work I’ll like go to the little boys room and…

Tales from the Cube – Annoying Co Workers

February 13, 2012

You know who’s stupid? Co workers. Yep, all of them…least 98% of them…stupid asses “It is what it is” Shut up with it is what it is…what is it then? eggs-ackly…you know what? It isn’t These idiots at work always wanna grab hold to some stupid corporate jargon and run that shit into the ground…