Is a pumpkin a fruit or Vegetable? I must make it to Atlantic City soon….need a get away Has a black person ever been snowboarding? Anyone else that want to sign up for the Fantasy Basketball League lemme know I’m hungry…what you got in the fridge? Hey I have some new readers…where yall been?…
Ever wonder how things catch on? How is it that everyone grew up saying “sike” That we had to know how many pieces you wished of the bubble gum in a dish? You already know my thoughts on curse words Word of mouth is a muthafuka Seriously though, The “I remember when” blogs do go…
We laugh and joke, she takes a bath and soaks In my glass Captain Morgans rum and bout a half a coke Her legs? Defined. strong like they trunks of oak Im half drunk under the spell of the candle smoke Music still low, got sportscenter on mute She comes out in a towel **Teeth…
Well, if you’ve been reading long enough (And the stuff on the left of the page) You’ve seen Reasons 1-10 letz get to it 11. I don’t go out a lot Prolly why I want a sexy homebody LOL I don’t Club, I don’t party, I don’t dance…I DO like a lounge or sports bar…
Ever notice that people with REALLY white teeth look weird…I thing people need a little yellow LOL You know? You never really taste pepper…your nose just tells you it’s there; unless it’s a TON of it. Red is one color that looks fresh but when you where a LOT of it you look like…
Well… Ohio State won The Bengals? Well…we were there till the end…not gonna try to spin it. I need a good 3-Day Weekend with no phone calls and no company Windows Vista is that ish! You know, I guess I don’t want a girlfriend…sometimes I do…right now? nah I don’t eat a lot/enough…that’s not good….metabolism…
Awwwww to the Yeah First game of the season Home Opener MONDAY Night Division Rivals and…. YEP! You know what I like? Hair (clearly not mine) but on a woman…what’s more gooder than sitting on the couch; head resting on you…and you play in the hair/massage the scalp Feels great. …I’ve seen a few…
First off GO Ducks! Hi Michigan puahahahahahahahaha! Second, guess who’s in the Top 10 now????? YEP! Third Tonight on the Big Stage its MY Cincinnati Bengals…ugh they gotta beat the damn rat birds right? Dontcha just LOVE this time of year?…no? Then F u jerk bucket! I watched the MTV VMAs last night (Well…
When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that? You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look. Don’t want to give them that attention What’s worse than having a friend or family member…
Anticipation. Love when I know that I’ma see her She walks by side profile, I take a breather Now I’m neither Some schumck or Love Struck The Carols daughter Candy paint on her lips I wanna suck Wanna kiss, Her smile and style is pure bliss Hard to dismiss that this beauty exists I insist,…
Puahahahahaha Michigan! HA! SERIOUSLY I watched the GREATEST NCAA football game EVER on Saturday! HA! Go Appalachian State! The rest of the weekend? Meh…what am I gonna say…coulda been better; coulda been worse The Board was cool…the new people are fun Had me some BBQ though…so YES! Why is putting your purse on the floor…
Do you? Fake like you’re taking bill collector numbers down (complete with pause and repeat numbers) And actually do the hand gestures like you’re writing…like they can see you? Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean? Want to smack fire out of people that…
Oceans 13 Better than 12 not messin with 11 The Sopranos…Ummm, What the Hell!? I’m not saying it was wack those, that’s the FIRST thought though. It had drama, intrigue…Were the Black dude going to get AJ, was the dude going to do the Godfather thing in the rest room Not a BAD ending, I’m…
She walks in sexy Cinnamon and Chocolate Smell gets me drunk, She’s my fav intoxicant Soft kiss, a hug…damn the embrace Got candles lit…look at the light hit her face She undresses to lace sheer and sexy…something black Sits down next to me Rub arms , kiss her back She gives a small peck I’m…
eclectik’s 2007-2008 Fall TV Schedule I’m so vain I assume you guys care about what I’m watching this fall LOL …I figure you’ll hear me yap about these shows this season anyway Again, I CLEARLY watch too much TV…why I need a sexy homebody (No woman watches TV like this…and If there’s IS such a…
Why do people surf or Ski? Who invented Singing? …who was the man or woman that started making notice with their mouths or saying words all extra different and another person thought “Hey that’s appealing to my ears” keep going? Cuz then it would’ve had to be appealing to a lot of peoples ears…and where…
Interesting weekend, rest relaxation…not enough of either…but meh. Remember when the Twinkie guy rode Twinkies and had a lasso? …all the hostess joints had a mascot; guess I just remember I left my Origin purchase on a park bench…came back and it was there I got full lips Still kinda want a iPhone…but if…
If anyone else would put 1/2 of my top 10 in their top 10 What happened to The Shop on MTV and Barber Shop on Showtime? Why people seek ME out to annoy How broke people stay broke…go get a job; witcho only $4 havin’ ass Why a woman would fake an orgasm What if…
I love women …I love women Who wears braces With dimples That like Football With legs like they use to run track and relay races Who tolerate Football That doesn’t mind I love football With full lips That are competitive With big eyes With an extensive vocabulary That talk trash That likes to play Chess…
Finally the latest edition of eclectik’s Angels My Top 10 favorite women at the moment…some old faces, some new faces. One thing is for sure, it can never be said I’m only into Americans LOL Maybe this will further the fleshing out of “my type” Someone did type out the preception of “my type” very…
You know what? I don’t find women that’s into or ride motorcycles that attractive. I hope Kanye West’s Graduation is better than Late Registration If Lip gloss counts as makeup then that’s the ONLY makeup I like Because THAT (above) makes me horny. I think I may start watching General Hospital…anyone watching? There’s NO reason…
Decent weekend, I had a GREAT Saturday…got outside, the mall, good laughs, chilled THAT was the best Maybe I should do more of the 25 random facts about me…yes? No? I am underappreciated. My LEAST favorite color? Hot Purple Seriously? Crate and Barrel West Elm Z Gallerie BO Concepts YEP! I use to love playing…
There are a lot of unwritten rules in life (at least I think so) a there’s a ton of them that are inside the Restroom Wait. You know what annoys me? When people call the Restroom the Bathroom and vice versa…and if you don’t know what the difference is; you’re a maroon. Anywhoo… Usually in…
Come one everyone…you know what today is…you know why it’s Oh Happy Day!….dontcha? dontcha?…K, I’ll say it …I’ll say it… BAM! …meaning I wont prolly read your comments til ummm…tomorrow 🙂 Do you realize how Fukn sexy a woman that plays madden would be? LAWD! Someone needs to tell women that if you ask…
This past weekend … meh was okay; coulda used a little company some drinks, pool, scrabble…hot butt nakedness….it was cool though You can buy a gun and Ammo at Wal*Mart, but not a CD with curse words I never got how in relationships when the woman gets mad she makes the guy sleep on the…
He gives criticism that’s constructive At work he’s productive Stops on his way to buy a ‘just because’ gift Funny, loves to laugh, Keeps her in tears But serious when needed to calm her worst fears Career is important, But not before home Knows when to cuddle … when to leave her alone The man…
I don’t know much about the Awards…but someone suggested I throw up a link (So click the images to vote or for more info) Problem is, you guys read my madness…I don’t think they have an ‘eclectik’ category LOL My randomness and words don’t really fit in perfectly anywhere lol Maybe… Best Blog Post or Blog Post Series…
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