I dont like a big vaginer, too juicy I no wanna be down there …I do however like the big clytaurus…suckable Grooming is SO improtant, aint nobody tryin to have stuff in da teef …plus I wanna SEE! It’s hard getting head while standing…if it’s good my knees buckle lol You know what sucks? Tryin…
Is it okay to wear cuffs in jeans? Well I got a def blog you got a bunch of words Breasts are great….and BOY did the baby upgrade perfection So are the vegans and Vegetarians havin Tofurky for Thanksgiving? When did parts go out of style? Remember when your haircut wasn’t ish unless you had…
Disappointing weekend….it’s whatever though Michigan Lost so that’s what’s up. When the ‘e’ is in the house…Oh my Blog…DANGER!! Damn right new Badu!!!!!!! What is it about me that I could do a whole long ass blog about poo and it NOT be disgusting? lol Keith Britton may be the reason I have a new…
What’s the difference between a committed, monogamous relationship and marriage besides a legal binding contract? Why bother with a ceremony, rings, and all the extraness? This is why I hear people get married: Love I say…You can Love anyone you want without being married (And remember LIKE is King lol) Monogamy I say…If they’re going…
Temperamental I snap quick very touchy…my attitude is all fuked up and real shitty, I blog like no one out there can fuk with me You feel different see me; I’ll throw a TV at you. I’m going to have to do a new Top 10 based on my real official crushes…not who I think…
This weekend? Meh…Okay…had its points I wasted a great opportunity to NOT do anything…I VOW that’s what I’m doing this upcoming one …and yes, they lost. Until the end of time Ill blog 4 u…Random thoughts come from my mind…I try not to bore u If God one day stroke me blind…I’d be like…
I remember when… Cell phones came out…they were the size of small books Cookie crip cereal commericals with the Cookie Crooks McDodnalds had Monopoly We use to play Sorry Had Q*Bert, Pitfall, and Pole Position on Atari Who was cooler than The Fonz? Yo! Remember Tron? White Canvas All*Stars, Hight top Cons Tom in the…
I figured it’s about that time again….you know the drill; some things change…SOME things stay the same. Who does eclectik want in his life OH so much?…Here’s the Top 10 1. Zoë Yadira Zaldaña Nazario SURPRISE! You already know…no need to elaborate. 2. Rochelle Aytes A NEW #2! The first big shakeup of my list…
Now many guys may come to you…with a line that is true, and then you pass him by (Pass him by) But that doesn’t mean a thing, cuz eclectik got that swing so wont chu let me try (let him try) Now just because I got a Rolex watch…. That don’t MEAN I’m gonna be…
The Weekend…Okay; what do I know…had its good points again….ONE thing remains the same… I have nice eyebrows I didn’t shoot pool last week…I’m gettin that taken care of this week Martin was a damn funny show You know who always annoyed me? Who I always thought was unattractive? Laura Winslow Why does everyone…
Yay Halloween…feh. Are you like me? (Well we know you’re not lol) BUT Aren’t Holidays just days anymore? Don’t you start lookin at them different like: X mas: Use to be gifts, now it’s Xmas bonus and shoppin Thanxgivin: Use to be fam get togethers and turkey, now its days off of work, football…
Damn I love her legs Defined cut and feminie eyes trace up to her thighs with thoughts of swimin and Bastin tonuge twistin taste is cinnamon Stopping only when she cums just to begin again Calves lay on my back Hands grip under her knee Index and thumbs pulls her close to me She bucks…
What a long ass wack ass weekend…I didn’t do much of anything but I didn’t enjoy it as much as I shoulda NEXT weekend is the one… One thing DID happen though… Need to clip my fingernails The title of that blog was “I’m not him”…thanx to those of you that got that. I…
I watch entirely too much TV (We know that and my schedule is to the left in red) My thoughts on the Fall season thus far… Prison Break Still good to me, not as hot as before though…trying to escape from this new place you don’t care about the inmates As much as Fox River…they…
Okay here’s my new idea for a Tattoo …I’ma get a Pocket tattooed on my ass and walk around and everyone will think I got on some tight ass brown jeans HDTV should be a must…Regular Def TV looks like GAR-BADGE What’s up with our Presidents twin daughters? Remember when Chelsea Clinton was all around…
Hey! How ya doin? Weekend Report: Pretty good…and guess what team is still undefeated???? YEP! Allow me to re-introduce you to the eclectik lounge…the Hip Hop is on the shelf for a while; chill …relax and getcho read on My back hurts Men never give each other gifts or presents …My Father is the…
Is it really hating? … why can’t I just not like you? YEAH it’s annoying that they stare and try to get at you…the 3 sizes too small jeans has NOTHING to do with that I dunno WHY she didn’t stop to talk to you, you yellin “Hey shawty, come holla at a…
I started out offended. I finally saw the Cupid Shuffle….and heard the song. WOW I WILL say a couple of the girls from the College Hill Interns are LIKE THAT Kanye got on some Sugary Kool-Aid Red Pants on for NO reason ..and why the dancers got the pastell scarves like the beginning of the…
Do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat, rooftop like ya bringin ’88 back! I’m not really a nerd…am I? I remember when Monday’s were the biggest days on the blog…I think joints, everyone came and read and commented…whahappened? I hope my mother don’t throw out my old cassette tapes…I gotta get back home…
Could I have a better/more appropiate Picture of this rotation?!? Weekend Report: Meh It had its good parts and its bad parts (Bengals) BUT… Guess who the #1 NCAA Football Team in the country is????? I DARE you to find a wack song on the rotation…and if you found one; you shouldn’t be listenin…this aint…
Is it Really Hating?!? Why can I just NOT like you? Yes, I SEE that you and your son got the new Jordans…but your phone is disconnected. NO, maybe she’s right…you shouldn’t have worn the short dress and heels to her boyfriends Fight party You know Beyonce makes enough money to have her hair…
There yall go again paying no mind to the Monday post…ingrates :p When people say I swear to Go…does that make you believe them? The ones I don’t really care too much for are the areolas that barely surround the nipple…those dime joints Guess what? EA Sports is making a Black College Football game!…
Guess who won over the weekend? …Guess who’s moving up in the polls? GH: What’s the story with that unattractive Doctor lady that broke up with some doctor guy but she can’t get over it? She was on the phone with her mother who was on a stakeout? What’s up with the chick with the…
Yall paid NO attention to the blog ysterday…. Okay General Hospital: Who is Lulu’s father and why are people so crazy about when he returns? Why are people putting up with the way Spinoli talks, and where did he come from? Has anyone ever seen Zacara? What’s the deal with Sonny’s ex who was on…
WHAT a College Football Weekend…and guess who won? YEP! Tonight MY Bengals shock the world and smacks around The Patriots…alls I’m sayin is Who Dey is undefeated on Monday Nights this season LOL Cinnamon Applesauce! Women make me happy I’m not really anti social or a homebody; it’s just not that much to do. Gotta…
…I don’t have much to say…so… Randomness…. When I get in a elevator by myself, after the doors close I always dance…I be fukin it up …most of the time I do the Smurf or the Steve Martin Why does Popeye’s have “Original”? Who doesn’t want the Spicy!!? Do I come off as arrogant? I…
Damnit! No “Who Dey” …another Loss to Seattle…was in last week’s game and this weeks game at the end; just couldn’t pull it through. We’ll be okay next week. OHIO STATE won though! You know what the good thing about living with Buffy the Body would be? …you don’t have to leave the seat…
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