Stay Soft

June 12, 2007

Okay so I have a “So you think you can dance” Girlfriend (Shut up) Sabra Johnson
I’ma watch till she gets voted off

Look at those arms

I watched John Tucker Must Die on Saturday…so? Shut up!

I’m so boring; it doesn’t bother me THAT much but I should be doing a little more.

I never had a Stalker sometimes I want one (If she’s sexy though)

Me as the afore-mentioned M&M (and my peanut head)

The New York Accent is so fukn sexy to me…like when they say “Hot Dog” mmmmmmmm

Even if Cleveland was up 2 Games I still could care less about the NBA Finals…and that’s sad

And you know what else? The don’t do themselves any favors by starting the game at 9pm a night; how dumb is that?

I wouldn’t mind some fried fish…Whiting or Perch

BET has a Laguna Beach style show “Baldwin Hills” coming out…guess ima watch.

Birth Control? I’ll give you:

They should call that picture “Stay Soft”

What’s worse than itching…like on your back or legs…so annoying.

Are “Thick” guys in style?

Did you know I post more blogs the more comments I get? Extra I know

Cracker Jacks or Crunch N Munch?

You know what’s bull? New Office buildings…the Windows don’t open

If I were a woman I’d have so much Victoria’s Secret stuff

I saw a SEXY woman…hair was shaved extra low but she was FINE!

I was trying not to give it it’s props but that iphone looks like the TRUTH!

Insects annoy me

Last Comic Standing Wednesday @ 9pm Watch it.

I do not look good in hats and I don’t like it

I still want to have a ton of sex with Rosie Perez

Last weekend was seemed like a Stupid Question festival

Why sign up for the Messageboard if you are not going to hang out and talk?

It’s time to create a new summer signature drink…eclectik relaxation pt. 2 (The Summer sip)

Officially THESE are the WORST shoes ever! STOP IT people!

Remember when Lip Syncing was BAD?

Flowers are stupid

If BET were Smart they would make A Reality show for Hip Hop Dancing, Judges could be Laurie Ann, Lem dude from Soul Food and Mike Bivins Hosted by Lisa Raye

Remember Sugar babies?

Sometimes I look at meat…you know when it’s in the shape of the body part it came from…and be like ewwww
…or when I think about the animal…but I can’t be a vegetarian though that’s crazy me lika da Chicken.

Women in sweats are so sexy to me

You’re not supposed to flush baby wipes but I still buy them and still flush dem shits (pun)

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http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

I never had a Stalker sometimes I want one (If she’s sexy though)
-I am quite sure you have more than your fair share of e stalkers.

They should call that picture “Stay Soft”
-LMAO! I’m done!

Are “Thick” guys in style?
-Ummm…it depends on what part of the guy we are referring to as thick. I’m just saying.

Last weekend was seemed like a Stupid Question festival
-Hmmm…

You’re not supposed to flush baby wipes but I still buy them and still flush dem shits (pun)
-You are too silly…and me too. Lol
Matt

Only reason to watch John Tucker = Ashanti

“Stay Soft” = ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!
http://drawn2words.blogspot.com shai

Vickie’s all the time. Right. That is why you ain’t a woman. LOL. SMH.
http://bliggidybloop.blogspot.com/ Blah Blah Blah

I don’t have the NY accent down… I don’t walk with the swagger… I still stumble around in flipflops and talk about moonbeams and shit… Cali girl will not die… Viva la Cali chick!!!
Sorry…
I’ve never had my very own stalker…or crazy person. Somewhat facinated with the whole stalker thing… but only as a voyuer…lol

Sig drink… the Black Martini… figure it out and get back to me… you know I am a fount of alcohol recipes…lol No…seriously! 🙂 If not that… the Red Headed Slut… gotta like jager though…
http://jcroomzuri.blogspot.com/ j.a.c.

SYTYCD – Watch it. Love it. And DON’T MISS AN EPISODE!!

oh my goodness. that’s the first time i’ve seen the nano and shuffle!! oh goodness. i may just have to.. no.. don’t do it j.a.c.!

i hate those shoes too. i don’t quite understand them. they have holes in them. and their plastic! that’s dumb.

that reality hip hop show sounds like a GREAT idea. you should sell that.
http://www.usurper.squarespace.com/ Romulus Burnett

Those jelly looking rubber shoes are exactly the style of shoes convicts wear in prison. It’s proof that a shocking majority of human beings in this country don’t know what the hell is going on, particularly, whites. I had to hip some black parents to the fact that their kids talked them into buying outfits that resembled convict wear – the orange Dickey jumpsuits. They were mad as hell that I peeped their kids like that but you can bet I never saw them two boys wearing shit like that again.

I’d fuck Rosie Perez until yellow baby snot came out of her nose. Women like Raquel Welch, Rosie Perez, Pam Grier, and Angela Bassett are truley like bottles of vintage wine. They only get better with age.

Are “thick” guys in? Depends on whether the woman in question has a low self-esteem or not. Many females that date fat dudes do so because they don’t have the confidence to think they can pull a better looking guy. But they’ll tell the world they hooked up with a fat dude because of his PERSONALITY and his CHARM. If personality and charm was such a hot commodity, then why isn’t AL ROKER a damn sex symbol? See, I got y’all thinkin’.
Sakeenah

I watched John Tucker Must Die, too. For Ashanti

Yeah, New Yorkers are the coolest. Their sense of humor is top notch, too.

“Are “Thick” guys in style?”
Depends on the guy & what you call thick. For years I was into tall lanky dudes. The guy I’m currently in love with is hefty. It’s about the guy. If I like him his size is not an issue. I’ve never been attracted to obese guys, though. It seems to be a sign of ill health

I don’t know why or how those shoes got so popular. When I first saw them I thought they were for working in the garden, but then I saw them on the street and being sold all over the place. What is going on here? Those shoes are not sexy at all. I’ve even seen men wearing them. Hopefully, no one will be rocking them next yr

“Remember when Lip Syncing was BAD?”
Yeah, somebody killed himself because he got caught doing it. Now, you’re expected to lip synch.

“I do not look good in hats and I don’t like it”
I don’t look good in hats, either so I don’t wear them. I’ve developed a dislike of hats & I usually don’t like them on other people, either. In the winter I wrap my scarf around my head
A dime a dozen

I saw a SEXY woman…hair was shaved extra low but she was FINE!

^^^ do you prefer short hair or long hair on women? do you prefer light skin or dark skin women? I would like to know.

The New York Accent is so fukn sexy to me…like when they say “Hot Dog” mmmmmmmm

^^^ I like the ‘italian new york’ accent……that’s sexy.
akilah

stay soft….lmao…………
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

I Prefer long hair (Because my fv hairstyle is a ponytail on a woman) I dont mind light or dark skin women…I just like pretty skin
http://mentallyspeaking.blogspto.com BluJewel

i never had a stalker, but had an offer for someone to be one. did have a fatal attraction though and that shit was SCARY!

that M&M DOES look like you *snicker*

LMAO@ “stay soft”

used to eat Sugar Babies all the time

Neither Cracker Jack or Crunch n Munch…Fiddle Faddle (not nuts) with Heath *yummy*

how bout English or Jamaican accents?

Rosie Perez still looks like a babydoll to me

yes, those shoes ARE fugly

it’s all fun and games until your toilet clogs up
prissy

They should call that picture “Stay Soft”
you are so very wrong for that mannnn LMAO

Officially THESE are the WORST shoes ever! STOP IT people!
yeah…they probably make peoples feet stink if they don’t were socks with them

Flowers are stupid
umm why?
http://jcdplace2be.blogspot.com/ julia_claudine_deveraux

Wassup E!

Crunch N Munch for me all the way!

I think Fantasia is a cute girl, but that photo is terrible. Oprah looks like a damn Basset Hound to me all day long.

Crocs is short for “Crock Of Shit”. Those things are hideous.
Arianna

“Flowers are stupid”: Ur crazy…Im a sucka for flowers!

“So you think you can dance” Girlfriend (Shut up)”: I will not, she mad fug.

“Are “Thick” guys in style?”: Yup, tall ones…

“I never had a Stalker sometimes I want one (If she’s sexy though)”: Do u really? I think thats a bit scary. This guy once admitted to me, that when I broke plans with him, he would park outside my house and wait to see what I was doing…WTF? There are 2 many unstable ppl out there!
Creem

I like flowers, especially orchids. they smell great. Try them.

I didnt know i had an accent. never noticed it. (im from NY, Brooklyn 2 b exact)

Those shoes r ugly.

Yes short hair cuts can be very sexy, my hair is super short as well now. its been short for over 10 yrs. i’ll never go back to long. i do miss a ponytail once in a blue tho.

id like to be a vegan to but the chicken be calln me!
http://anubis2kx.blogspot.com Charles

First off…I’m feelin the blog. I tripped up in here after perusin’ some peoples comments and saw what you posted. I agree with you totally…I hate them damn shoes. I see nurses wearin them, kids…I swore I saw this dude yesterday rockin them joints hard with some shorts a polo and a fitted to the back. This insanity needs to stop!
And about the iPhone…I’m trying not to get on the bandwagon, but them commercials are doin wonders, and even if it’s on sh!tty Cingular, or At&t…whatever they want to call themselves now, its got your boi intrigued.

Lovin the blog too
curvydva

They should call that picture “Stay Soft”

Are “Thick” guys in style?
-Romulus you are off the hook. Low self esteem? WOW. Men don’t go in and out of style. Yall have the benifit of not having to live up to societal standards of beauty. Just look at any porn 95% of dudes are BUSTED. And there is rarely ever a question of whether or not a guy is attractive enough for public consumption. Exhibits A-D, Akon, T-Pain, 50, and anybody from Dip Set

Cracker Jacks or Crunch N Munch?
-Imma have to go with Crunch N Munch. More variety.

If I were a woman I’d have so much Victoria’s Secret stuff
-And you’d be broke lol

I was trying not to give it it’s props but that iphone looks like the TRUTH!
-I’m so happy that I have AT&T!! I think I’m going to have to get me one along with a whole heap of insurance 🙂

Officially THESE are the WORST shoes ever! STOP IT people!
-They are supposed to be for people who are one their feet all day. If you see them they should be paired with a uniform or scrubs. Otherwise they are in direct voliation!!
http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

I’m finna lose mad cool points.

Unlike everyone who commented. I LOVE my crocs! They are the most comfortable shoe I own. I have 2 pair.

(walks aways with the scarlett ‘C’ emblazoned on my chest)
India

Crocs are the best!!!!! They are so comfy. My mom(a nurse) turned me on to them. But they are really for a fashoin statement, strictly for comfort.

I still eat Sugar Babies!!! They are so good!

I have always been into thick guys, does that mean I don’t have enough confidence to pull a better looking guy????
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

Hey 95% of the guys are busted in the face on the porn I dont see women complaining about Neck down….and where do the men get the most grief about checkin out women and this hollowood “standard”? The neck down

IT’s all the same

Crocks my arse…walkin around with Rubber legos on yo feet LMAO!

Love the comments people!
http://www.usurper.squarespace.com/ Romulus Burnett

I wouldn’t fuck Fantasia with George W.’s dick. That chick is nasty. She has a straight up ghetto body: Them banana-shaped tiddies, the straight up and down legs (no calf muscles, no quadraceps, no hamstrings), the ghetto onion (no hips, ass sticking straight out and round), oh Lord and that busted ass face. She looks like she got stung in the face by African killer bees. Her lips: SWOLE. Her tongue: SWOLE. her cheeks: SWOLE. What the hell happened to her cranium? The clinic dock pulled her head out with a pair of vice grips when she was born.

Sugar babies are nasty as hell. I prefer the Sugar daddy. They used to be all nice, soft, and chewy but nowadays they’re so hard you could lose a tooth trying to chew one.

Iphone? Hell no. I’m old skool. The only reason why I even have a cellphone is because I don’t need a LAN line anymore.

I don’t watch the NBA playoffs but I’m with the SPURS all the way. My boy, Rober Horry, is from Andalusia, Alabama. I want him to tie with Kareem Abdule Jabar for the most rings.
Mosthye

pete puma……………you killed me with that one!

BUT Stay Soft………….HAHAHAHHAHA! **bowing down**