Why didn’t they tell me…???? College is cool but…you can and will starve Debt is a real Sex without a condom and sex with a condom does NOT feel the same … never ever go without! lol Leasing a vehicle is NOT the way to go Grades 4-12 will be the greatest years of your…
Do you? Want to shoulder tackle your boss while he’s giving a presentation Check the mirror often so to make sure you don’t have dry skin on your nose Wonder why Jimmy cracked the corn Wonder why anyone should care that Jimmy did it Hate when people press the elevator button when it’s ALREADY been…
People love them some children…and I don’t blame them; they are cool…little ass people don’t know anything You can watch them learn…grow become adults See them live through things that you did…show them (least try to) the right way of doing things…let them make their own mistakes Even correct some mistakes you may have made…
Also See: London 2012: Girls of the Games – Swimming and Gymnastics London 2012: Girls of The Games – Volleyball and Soccer Anyone who’s visited the site or follows me on Twitter (@eclectik) knows I love women … I love athletic shapes, and I love the Olympics for the previous 2 points! So why wouldn’t…
“Funky Fresh Dressed to impress Ready to Party …money in ya pocket dyin to move ya body” You know what?? The Fall is the shit! Football. Yep New TV Shows. Yep Annnnnnnd The Fall Wardrobe! Mannnn the fall is the illest season for clothes, you can rock the sweaters, T Shirts, Button Downs, and Jeans…
Presenting: eclectik’s “Guy friend theory” I’ve always said it’s tough/hard/near impossible for males to make new male friends once they get past a certain age. It’s my own eclectik theory. See usually a guy’s friends…male friends are guys he met in grade school, High School, or College. SOMETIMES you may get cool with a co-worker…but…
People place a lot of emphasis on being in love…falling in love, etc. They forget about “Like” Like is a muhfuka! I’m not saying it’s more important or powerful than love…but it could be. Remember in school …”Do you like me? Check yes or Check no?” Like! Love is big, but Love is fluid…no real…
Preface: We ALL know I love me some women…only thing that could be better than a woman is football and shopping 🙂 Men are the cause and the inventers or “Pretty Girl Disease” …and I say there’s nothing more important than being a pretty woman…the world is your playground it’s true…its ROUGH on the rough…
So, I have this thing about “Titles” (Not really but for the sake of this post lets pretend shall we?) Women say, that it’s a cop-out for guys to say they don’t do titles…and for some (prolly most) men that could be true. For me? I just say that the “title” in the grand scheme…
You can’t win You can’t break even And you can’t get out of the game People keep sayin’ Things are gonna change But they look just like they’re staying the same You get in Way over your head And you’ve only got yourself to blame You can’t win, chile You can’t break even And you…
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