“Well now you’re forced to listen to the teacher and the lesson Class is in session so you can stop guessin If this is a tape or a written down memo See I am a professional, this is not a demo” Decent weekend…no real complaints…Ohio State won, Bengals lost…nothing’s changed. Who knew that Jimbrowski was…
“He doesnt argue with a girl cause yes, he has others Keep updated on all kind of rubbers Got ones that are lambskin, others that are plastic One day hell open a school for prophylactics They dont know…” The Difference between sex with a condom and sex without is like Night and Day..whoooooooooo! That ish…
“Back once more with the wallop in the score Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink And sure to make you think about the times To scope fun instead of fights” When it comes to relationships, the person that cares the least…
“I’m really fascinating to the letter My all-around performance gets better and better My English grammar comes down like a hammer You need a style, I need to pull your file” Back to the randomness! I’ve realized that you guys like the posts about something more so than the ones that are random/I think…
The REAL reason Hip Hop is dead Okay, you want me to tell you?…promise not to tell anyone else, this is just between me and you okay? k. Well. The REAL reason Hip Hop is dead is real simple. Remember when “The Golden age” of Hip Hop was pumpin? The 80’s…in to the 90’s?…
….Guess who’s back?…Guess who’s back??? Hey blogworld… the world is yours Hey blogworld… the world is yours Blog blogworld world… the world is yours Blog wo-ah-huh-huh-huh-urld This Blog here…so hot it burns Read you some e…Who knows you might learn eclectik randomness…rotation is strong Dont leave a comment…That’s mad wrong e don’t change…likes women…
I remember when…. We rocked the Kangaroos with the pocket on the side Girls Uno Dos sieta and then they played slide Rotary Phones, Underroos, because hanes were lame If you got served it was by LeRoy on Fame Gold Chains, fuk bling we had three-finger rings Lee Jeans, plus Angela Stribling on screen Scene…
Right about now… You’re about to read this…post from e So shut yo MOWF… HIT IT! It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I wanna blog right now, I’m eclectik I came to get down And I’m internationally known; Cuz Jack and Joice…
I want a girl with action, ‘control’ like Janet Jackson I hate the dark, I want the light so I can see reaction Against all relaxin, prepare for steady waxin When you leave you must pay E – for what? – satisfaction It’s Old School Hip Hop Week on eclectik-relaxation! …dont stop woppin…
What type of guy… Watches Soap Operas every week…Young and the Restless and General Hospital…can’t talk to anyone about the storylines Has a Show girlfriend for every season of Top Model and American Idol (Among other shows) Would rather go shopping than eat or sleep Has more shoes than video games Watches Bridezillas and Project…
Okay Ladies…I’ma different type of guy (Like you didn’t already know) And I love me some women (As if you didn’t already know) I love finding out what you think…how your mind works…what you go through, so I ask… What’s your least favorite sexual position? Is 3-5 Minutes enough for a satisfiable sex session?…
“How did you know…cuz I never told You found out!” Ima paint me a six pack with mascara…I’ma be CUT! “Ummm…?” Yes baby? “Your abs are running” “Uhhh…be right back” …gotta get waterproof. Is it okay if I own the Sex and The City Box Set AND the Movie? …or no? I’m 95% over…
Yeah, ya’ look good. But can ya’ cook good? Can ya’ read or is your brain like wood? Do ya’ have sex? Or do ya’ make love? How do ya’ live? Do ya’ give or do ya’ take love. Girl, you so fine Could you be mine? Or do I slack in the back…
You know what I can’t stand? The News First off I dont like the new cuz it’s annoying and I dont care…esp since I’m not from this area and I can’t relate BUT I cannot stand the “You may love your Orange Juice…but more than your own life?? …We’ll have the story at 11″…
“So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it I know they’re wrong, wait and see. Someday we’ll find it….” Mia and Lovnlife you two are my only friends….come here lets do it. Hey guys…what is a Twitter? I need I want Harris Faulkner in my life Do you guys only…
“The best oh yes I guess suggest the rest should fess Don’t mess or test your highness Unless you just address with best finesse And bless the paragraph I manifest” So how’s the weekend? Mannnn My true love is playing me. Between Ohio State and The Bengals…what have I don’t to deserve this? New…
Dating. The thing is dating sux, what sux more is the search for finding someone to date because that leads to dating multiple people which is the worst! What happens is you end up asking the same ‘get to know someone’ questions and getting the stock answers which you know you’re going to forget…
“Thinkin how hard it was to be born Me being cream with no physical form Millions of cells with one destination To reach the best part that’s life’s creation Nine months later a job well done Make way cause here I come” The rotation is gettin it! I wish people would finish the “Guess…
“It’s self-explanatory, no one’s writin for me The poetry I’m rattlin is really not for battlin But if you want I will simply change the program So when I’m done you will simply say “damn” Weekend… Happy times! Good laughs Good Convo and My BABY was Bizzack! Girlfriend recap: Those damn Bobcats…
In the background Discipline But I’m hardly listenin I’m hypnotized by her eyes and how they’re glistenin Got honey now I’m drizzlin Drippin over areolas Skin tone is bangin like caramel and Coca Cola And with my tongue I’m rollin over like the Spanish Roll “R’s” Nipples erect gettin strummed like the strings on guitars…
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