Things I cannot stand…. like…. Every time somebody says something about blacks that are not black everyone is up in arms, and it’s racist and we’re outraged! …shut the hell up Stop making ignorance cool and turnin bullshit into slang and ‘cool’ words What makes black people so damn special? We the only people that…
Per tradition … what’s eclectik watching? This time: The Summer Edition This is what will be on my TiVo this Summer NOT counting any season finales (or my Soaps) Of course for the reality shows my “Show Girlfriend” rule is in effect … anyway, here’s the schedule: Monday 8:00 Hell’s Kitchen (FOX) Show girlfriend (None)…
FIRST Listen to EDP15 – The Slow Jams Show .. and now the “After Show” The Show is over The Studio Audience has gone home Studio Lights off … The Crew is done It is Damn Near Devin’s bedtime It’s just me and this week’s guest … backstage … @SlimJay_ and I discuss a litany…
“I knew I was the man with the master plan To make you wiggle and jiggle, like gelatin Just think while I sink, into the brain structure (dont sleep on the e) you see, somethin might rupture It dont take time for me to blow your mind” You know what annoys me at work? …k…
Why didn’t they tell me…???? Cartoons were going to get wack I would out grow fishticks The NBA wouldnt be as entertaining after the 90s closed That free T shirts werent worth ruining my credit …remember they gave them joints out in college for opening new accounts? Poo in the morning makes your whole day…
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Slowing it down on the eclectik discussion podcast!! Belly rubbin music as Fred G. Sanford would say This episode is all about the 70s, 80s, and 90s Slow Jams The Mixtapes Prince Janet Jodeci etc etc The songs that made you wanna do things and feel some kind of way … H-Town and Shai style…
U don’t have 2 be beautiful 2 turn ‘e’ on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn Who came up with Kissing? Why is THAT the universal sign of showing affection or what the hell ever? Pressin your stupid lips up against someone elses stupid lips What does it do though? There’s…
25 MORE Random facts about me…it’s all da truf too….. 1. I use to rap songs in the shower to determine how long Id stay in…like I’d wash for a LA Di Da Di and a Aint no 1/2 steppin…then get out 2. I have next to no body hair…and I like it that way…
FIRST Listen to EDP14 – The Junk Food Show .. and now the “After Show” The Show is over The Studio Audience has gone home Studio Lights off … The Crew is done It is Damn Near Devin’s bedtime It’s just me and this week’s guest … backstage … Chris Tanski and I discuss a…
80s Junk Food eaters unite! All Junk Food Everything…. Candy Cakes Cookies Chips Sodas All Snacks that we use to get down with in the 80s and 90s before all the good stuff got discontinued (and we had to start caring about our health lol) Some of everything is referenced, from Mary Janes, to Pringles…
What to wear I hate when you get all dressed up…esp for work everything is crispy and fresh to mfn def and you get in the car, sit down put the seat belt on… Know what happens when you get out the car? ShaBLAMMO! You’re all wrinkled up about the midsection…ugh Now I gotta…
Damn Office chatter and small talk …. Them: Oh the snow How did you make it in? I made the first tracks! I was sliding and slipping Is it Cold enough for you? Me: Shut your fat flappy trap…don’t care; you didn’t crash you’re alive and inside warm…go 1 yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop coming to my…
As heard on EDP01 – Did Mary J BLige Kill R&B The Top 5 Now & Later Flavors of all time … this is back when new flavors dropped every few weeks like Jordans and the Now&Laters were in their original size AND in the white wax paper! 5. Bubble Gum Great alternative to actual…
FIRST Listen to EDP13 – For the Sport of it .. and now the “After Show” The Show is over The Studio Audience has gone home Studio Lights off … The Crew is done It is Damn Near Devin’s bedtime It’s just me and this week’s guest … backstage … New Segment? No … Bonus…
Sports!!! Talking sports on this episode of the eclectik discussion podcast, but of course we have to do it the EDP way so that means: 80s and 90s sports Sports video games Sports Movies … and most of all Random sports references (I believe there are a Bill Wennington and Vern Fleming Reference in the…
Hey it’s random thoughts time … so ima start typing Weekend was uneventful … but I’d rather that than a host of awful events I’m done with Breaking Bad and Mad Men back episodes … even caught up on Revenge … any TV suggestions?? Pecan pie is everything The Highest rated show is still the…
It’s the High School Show! The follow up to the Grade School Show Starts off with an ode to homemade mix tapes … recording from the radio, recording music videos; DIY entertainment From Video Soul to Pump it up … Shoutouts to Slapping Dee Barnes eclectik’s High School Memories from heathenistic lunch room exploits The…
Things that annoy me … things I cannot stand … be annoyed with me Erasers on pencils that don’t erase I be all writing in pencil and get ready to erase and get mad smudge son! Eraser be new and ish…now it look like word poo Overcooked pepperoni One reason I don’t like to order…
What type of guy … Watches Soap Operas every week…Young and the Restless and General Hospital…can’t talk to anyone about the storylines Has a Show girlfriend for every season of Top Model and American Idol (Among other shows) Would rather go shopping than eat or sleep Has more shoes than video games Watches Bridezillas and…
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