“My dreams are now reality Each and every time you are here with me” One of the WORST things about female company? They leave hair in the bathroom…ugh! Long as hairs on the floor…ewwww You know what you do? Get to Popeye’s right when they open…the fresh spicy wings? BOY! Look What if someone’s…
“Even if it’s only for awhile Enjoy this good loving with a smile” The weekend? I dunno…interesting Guess what? Against what I thought I wanted…and even though I didn’t want it for the longest Even though I never really cared…AND even though I have a Samsung Instinct… I bought an iPhone. wOw why didn’t…
Again…I love women (we know this) and I dont get into the business of assuming, plus I love how the woman mind works So I ask… Hey ladies… What’s more annoying/tedious to do? Shave the legs or Shave the Hey nanner nanner? Ever masturbate laying on your stomach? Ass smack or Hair pull? And what…
“Now I don’t want anybody To get the wrong idea about me I don’t have nothing to hide I want the world to see” I LOVE That verse I’m single…so? It’s not all bad…cept when I aint got no hey nanner nanner or DVD/Scrabble/Wii dates …but what can you do? wait. Word? You eat…
“Girl, I’ve been trying to say, now. You look so sweet, And you’re so doggone fine. I just can’t get you out of my mind.” Mann this weekend? Feh. …gotta do better Fat meat is greasy Not a lot of questions? eh. Cool. I want like a woman to dress up like a…
“Hey, Look Me Over Tell Me Do U Like What U See? Hey, I Ain’t Got No Money But Honey I’m Rich On Personality” You ask the questions… Relationship advice lol Hypothetical Questions I GUESS stuff bout me …of course randomness I’ll answer as much of them as I can, cool? K. Go. Try…
“Paint a perfect picture…Bring 2 life a vision in one’s mind The beautiful ones Always smash the picture…Always everytime” And HERE SHE IS! 1. Natasha Hastings The NEW #1 and Face of eclectik-relaxation…and #1 Crush It’s been a long hard search…I thought to myself…self? Go back to the basics What do you love? What…
So I get up this morning and I’m all like…Why is Will smith on the cover of all these newspapers? I should SO get props for my Prince song choices. Okay damnit…here’s the annoying thing about people and President ‘Rack (That’s right…President ‘Rack..pro-nounced “Rahk” don’t bite) Alls I’m sayin is I want a Obama…
“Ever since I was a little baby I had 2 have double everything When they tell me that’s enough That’s when I wanna fill my cup” Prince’s “Black MF in the house” ??? I’m so cleva. EVERY blog gon be talkin bout some YAY we won…and Go Bama I’m all happy for…
“Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down Oh, no let’s go!” It’s Prince Week on eclectik-relaxation! Prince week! This could go on for a while! The weekend…hey my team got a win Went to the Mall, Target, some stuff…still need groceries…someone come hook it I’ve seen a lot of…
“Now party people it’s time for the exquisite No knock knock who that, who’s there, or who is it” They should make watches with little percolator icons on them, so you’ll know exactly when it’s time All that Chocolate coated ice cream, loaded big and thick no room for a stick… None of the people…
“I have a strong point of view on the way things run Just shut up and listen and learn my son” Man I already miss Badu week…shoulda made the rest of October Badu Alls I know is for as much as I love my girlfriend she certainly is not loving me lately…damnit Penn State…Damnit…
“Livin in a world that’s oh so fast Gotta make your money last Learn from the past, oh” Happy Ignant Awards day! Okay…I’ma try. My. T.I is horrible. I will never like Ludacrisp. The jacking of Redman’s style is unacceptable. My thoughts are coming clear already…BET Hip Hop Awards…No Hip Hop to be found …rakim…
“Well see the suns in the east and the moon reflects Like the knowledge and wisdom, I manifest” Mannnn it might have to be Badu week NEXT week too! I’m JAMMIN! Hey they held the 1st annual “We use to be eclectik’s #1” Photoshoot…. ingrates. …stupid boyfriend havers Its gay to be a single man…
“Ooh, I’m living check to check I’m just trying to pay my rent And I can feel it Coming down around me” …Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you? NO I think she’s just busy and stuff, you cummin after 3 strokes had NOTHING to do with it DANG!…
“What good do your words do If they can’t understand you Don’t go talkin’ that shit Badu, Badu” It’s BADU WEEK on eclectik-relaxation.com! My Favy sanger, so we gon get ours in this week …oh no! I hope this don’t mean that afterwards I’ll be wearing Tight plaid bell bottoms, a puffy shirt, Stone…
Okay so… What exactly is a banana fanna fo? …it’s clearly more gooder than a Me My Moe But is it better than a inny meeny miney moe? PLUS you cant catch no tiger by the damn toe…not even a cub And fuck hollering, it wouldn’t holler…it would kill you Inny meeny that on your…
“Your sweet like sugar with your gangster talk Want to eat you like a cookie when I see you walk With your rayon, silk or maybe even denim It really doesnt matter as long as youre in them” The latest edition of MY personal Top 10 women that I want so hard Standard rules apply:…
Presence alone makes the room sexy Alone want her to text me, want her next to me Nestle, complexion…cinnamon shades..peanut butter Skin is just beautiful; got it from her mother And I’m another Man that just wants to touch her And try not to smoother, the woman is Like That No makeup, ponytail and sweats…
“Many people tell me this style is terrific It is kinda different but let’s gets specific” I dont know how it happens but…Seems like 90% of the women from Texas has thickum thighs and fatty mcfat fat about the bootay …I think I like that. Quietly The Hills’ Audrina is pretty damn seck-c even…
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