Guess what I’ma do with MY tax return son!?!?! …..pay bills 😐 The Coyote and Road Runner always makes me laugh…I’m such a kid. This is what I need…a sexy firm woman to come over and cuddle up on the couch with me and watch cartoons lol …then we do it. I got…
Everytime I write my blog I think up ish so Randomly All these thoughts are in my mind But Bloggin’s not my J-O-B I can do anything Don’t try and understand e I don’t give a damn about nothing else I think I think now go on and read! What must I saaay…what must I…
So what I’m going to do settle? through dime lines, all the rhymes The 5 reasons, 5 more reasons the Seek and finds Just because I get a little attenion, even if it’s not what I want I end the mission? Please… I ‘ont think most chicks deserve me I type a bunch of ish…
I’d be a great boyfriend…just don’t want to be aint a relationship right now You know what I don’t like about relationships? The always have to “Go Somewhere” WHY? Why can’t people just be happy? Enjoy themselves…have what they have and just maintain, that’s what’s so dumb to me about the marriage thing A woman…
In the Question and answer Blog I was asked “Why do I have a Fascination with skinny women?” I dont think I have a fascination with skinny women…do I? I dunno…I guess I’m just attracted to certain aspects of a woman and those things just happen to come with a smaller frame lol Hmmm…
I get stupid…shoot an arrow like Cupid…my blog don’t mean nuthin like Looptid Yall so nasty…that whole post was about Water and how drinking water is good for you…care for your bodies…it makes your skin clearer 🙂 Why come the McDonalds Breakfast Sausage tastes better than their hamburgers? …they should switch. Somebody find me…
Anticipation. Whether Months, weeks or hours Seems like an eternity None of that’s concernin me There she stands lookin like exotic Chocolate Her Kisses are erotic The taste is a narcotic Ecstasy and me neurotic I want, lust, and need her Ponytail, Orange boy shorts, a Beater I’m no lip reader…but way she just…
Taking the time to type my blog for you, oh Do you love the blog too girl? Oooh don’t tell me, let- it- show When you read me I know for real That my thoughts can’t help grow Because the comments you bring to me, my readers Oooh I won’t go Oooh this blog is…
Hey guess what I did…watched the Superbowl. Alicia Keys has incredible Thighs This was very anti-climatic…hasnt felt like Superbowl Week all week Paula Abdul debuted her new song (that’s on wack ass Randy Jackson’s CD) and it actually wasn’t that bad …all that PLUS Paula can still get it from eclectik Why is it that…
Souljah boy claiming to be the best rapper &/OR the difference between hip hop & rap Okay…see? Souljah boy has been quoted to saying something to the effect that he’s the hottest rapper out…hotter than Lil Wayne…and Hotter than Jay-Z There’s a few things wrong with this statement. *ahem* Souljah boy has the lyrical expertise…
Uh, uh, uh, yeah, it’s finally my turn to think and type Because my devastating blogs I know you will like You see my blog is fresh, it’ll blow your mind And if you don’t like my thoughts I’ll go big in your behind (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-uh-uh-ha) I can’t keep the song goin…effew So now I’m thinking…Do…
I’m eclectik relax and I’m here to blog Thoughts like mine could never be stopped See my random thoughts and you know they fresh Party rockers, non-stoppers, and my name is def See the e is for eclectik, C is for can The Lectik is just the rest but it is def If I had…
Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you!? Oh SHIT! I see you son! Got that phat new $800 Hoodie that everyone has…Still owe mom rent though eh? NAH Homeboy! She don’t appreciate you! After you came back from the strip club you called her to say Happy Birthday…it’s wasn’t…
I would HATE to grow up these days…kids have NADA! Music Sux Do people listen to lyrics anymore? Pop music is out of control Shows don’t play music videos in their entirety anymore…fuk they don’t even start them from the beginning now. If I were an artist, I’d just make a snippet send it into…
I remember when… We rocked Karl Kani and Big Bubble coats The Brown Eastland Moccasins that they called boats Girls sucked Pickles Now&Laters in the Middle Wore the Bright Cross Colurs lookin like skittles Every drug dealer had a beeper on their side R Kelly and the Public Announcement made Vibe Had to catch…
I’m about 30 sit-ups from lookin like I did 5 sit-ups LOL I want a new cell phone but I dont need one…nor is there one I really want…’sides a iphone; but no to AT&T You know what NO ONE likes? 3 Musketeer bars…they have to be the most useless candy bar Has anyone bothered…
…and if you be reading e its good cuz I do the Blog for you Give Dime lines a chance, girls, I type romance And if you find that eclectik relaxation is right for you Make it official, gimmie some loooooove, ooh, yeah My Blogggggg! The MLK Inspired rotation…I’m already in Washington…lets march! …whoops,…
Looks attract….personality keeps….actions maintain She likes football: A woman that enjoys sports is sexy. ESPECIALLY Football; if you actually liked football and came over to your mans spot with a something to drink, in some sweats or a jersey of your favorite team, made some wings before kick off, it would go an incredibly long…
How’s the Jamie Foxx shows on the rotation? I feel a little bit better…those of you that care. Hey least one of you got the What’s the 411 reference. YouTube is nuts…The Crank Dat Phenomenon is gone too far; so far I’ve seen… Crank dat: Superman, Batman, Aqua man, Roadrunner, Scooby Doo, Forrest Gump, Fun…
YAAY American Idol starts tonight….2 hours worth; it better be better this year….I’ma watch as usual but I’d do some stuff if I were in charge Okay…the last two American Idol seaons AND winners have sucked (Eventhough that Jordin Sparks is a piece of ass) They are spending WAY too much time showing the…
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