So I almost got in a fight with two Police Officers this morning…prolly should be in jail lol Ahhh, V8 Splash the Berry joint is the best one Guess what I’m doing this weekend? …nuffin. I watch UFC any and every time it comes on You crazy Kids… Got back with my Ex?…I spent time…
What a weekend! Good Food, Good TV, Good Movie, Good Company…what am I going to complain about? Yay Weekend. Enough of all that, I have an announcement to make… A lot of you come to my blog and read me complain about being Single and no one wants me and blah blah blah Well… eclectik…
She wants a guy that’s not shy part introvert but flirts That’ll give her space but still loves her till it hurts College degree, Street wise but carries class Rock nikes with the best of them …Jeans above the ass Then clean in a button up, blazer when appropriate Style go from urban to business…
Meh, still feel the same…throat…head…blech As bad as people want to make black people look/seem…and as bad as black people make themselves look/seem …least the young black stars aren’t out makin a fool of themselves (Britney, Lindsay) You don’t see Raven Simone and Keisha Knight-Pullium all coked up and in Jail do ya? Wait. Do…
Hey Guys…Happy F’N Monday My throat hurts so excuse me if you can barely read me today. I try my best to practice what I preach but it’s so ‘fuckin hard’ to stop ‘sayin shit’ even though it makes no sense. Did you know eventhough is not a word? Neither is irregardless …that’s right come…
I was on the phone yesterday and my friend was telling me about a guy that we grew up with…had a son that was like 16 or 17 years old Said he was like 6′ 4″ 200+ lbs ..Big dude. Usually this would mean nothing…esp. since it’s concerning people that are not me (I’m vain)…
Figure eight silhouette, sculpted incredible Caramel complexion whets my lips like she’s edible Never thought she’d be gettable It’s like I won the lottery So damn sexy out of my league? Yeah Probably Gotta be magic how I got her on my arm Beautiful eyes sparkle like her Juicy Bracelet Charm Smile is high…
Ahhh The Old School Hip Hop, Apologies to those of you that don’t appreciate the music…but if you just listen and compare to what’s out now? You can’t deny it. I’m not looking I think that the majority of people that’s on the board don’t read my blog…though that’s how they found the board…meh. Officially…
Online dating A lot of people do it Most people want to do it There’s a lot of things that people consider/complain about/should be conscious of…have to worry about; like: The perception of craziness One of the toughest parts of dating someone ‘offline’ is to not end up with a crazy ass lunatic stalker…
OLD SCHOOL ROTATION! Weekend..meh, nothing real special lotta relaxing; still got chores to do If there’s an Opposite of Restraining order I want that for Zoë Saldana To make it more clear how simpler things were back in the day; we had fun playing Jacks of all things! Seriously enough with the Michael Vick ish,…
Complexion of Coca Cola, in a glass, in the sun Legs of a Track star, hair that’s silk spun Breath like Cinnamon, got a career got the Benjamins Shop o holic like me so she got a flair for spendin’ em Ponytail’s no problem, Makeup’s not an option Shoe game catalog like Ebay Auctions NFL…
Is it REALLY Hating? Why can’t I just NOT like you? NOooooo it’s good that they have an Apple Bottoms Kids line…you got your 5yr old Daughter the HOOK UP! Nah, I’m sayin those boots ARE tight! $600 I see you! Yeah that’s that bull they put a boot on your car cuz you…
I know I know there was no post yesterday…sorries. What I bought yesterday? Okay: Gary Coleman Gary Coleman was in Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star with David Spade David Spade was in 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag with Joe Pesci Joe Pesci was in The Good Shepherd with Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie was…
I had some BBQ Hot Dogs for the first time in like 5 years yesterday…yummmmmy. Everyone went to see the Harry P…me? I don’t enjoy Harry P AT ALL That OR Harry Potter 🙂 I always thought that Elijah Wood WAS the Harry Potter dude I wish my name had those cool ass two…
People are stupid. What’s wrong with female? You notice every time there’s a put down it has to be feminine? People get offended over the dumbest ish ever…especially men Point: Men will call each other “Dog” (What’s up Dog? That’s my Dog) THEN Men get offended when Women say “All Men are Dogs” Men Call…
Okay officially California Pizza Kitchen is my new spot! I only get one thing though: Pepperoni Green Pepper Red Pepper Black Olives (Sometimes Mushrooms) I guess I’m different, when I don’t have anything to add constructive I just let it go/don’t say anything. Why leave a comment on a blog or on a messageboard if…
So I saw the Transformers movie…and I was right. I’m sure it’ll make tons of cash and sell tons of wack ass toys but one thing is for certain it is NOT the Transformers that I grew up with…not even close Waste of time You take Optimums Prime out of the movie and there’s nothing…
4th of July…bleh, me no care; even if it was NOT in the middle of the week…still wouldnt be doin nuffin Ima get drunk tonight and watch some movies. NOT going to see Transformers either (unless I get GLOWING reviews) They ruined my childhood memories with that crap they’re putting on the screen… Bumble Bee…
Scale of 1-10 I’m prolly a 6.5, that’s above average. That movie Invincible was pretty good. I’ve kicked off my shoes before, I’ve relaxed my feet yet I’ve never partied on down to the Xscape beat. Is throwing money away you know like pennies littering? You know when you drop a girl off and…
Full lips, I get lost in every curve Verbal intercourse every syllable in her words Even if they’re slurred, I’m a sucker for her pucker Profanities sound elegant as she softly demands I… When she licks ’em I’m quickly fallen victim Shivers down my spine as my eyes beg to kiss em So cute the…
Sour Patch Kids; beat the mess out of Gummi Bears If you have to think more than .1 seconds to decide whether to be with Trina or Farrah Franklin there’s a problem I’d go to museums You know who use to rock? ZZ Top With The Sopranos gone…guess Entourage is the only reason to have…
I Figured why not? I knew most of you were gettin yo ignant on….so I looked WOW Pre Show Why is Bone Thugs on the Pre Show? ..And why do they have a new single? they look like when you’re at a family reunion and your cousins is tryin to be a group and…
I Figured why not? I knew most of you were gettin yo ignant on….so I looked WOW Pre Show Why is Bone Thugs on the Pre Show? ..And why do they have a new single? they look like when you’re at a family reunion and your cousins is tryin to be a group and…
Okay 3 Things: Her CD is GREAT Her Voice makes me wanna F And if you don’t like her too bad cuz she’s gon be bangin in the Rotation for a minute. What a Finale to the Ultimate Fighter…the show, the actual fight-fight was messed up for the one dude (I wanted him to lose…
You know how women get on men for: Being obsessed with the smaller women (Skinny Bitches) Not being attracted to “Bigger women” Thinkin it’s not sexy when a woman gains significant weight Likes how the women on videos and men magazines look ?????? When was the last time a woman drooled over some pot belly…
Do women like have to prick their nipps or something to breast feed? …how do you start and stop the milk flow? What’s the best flavor Vodka? I dunno…I like them all, I dunno bout Pear though. AND why do men have nipples? …AND Why are they all small? wait. I don’t want big ones…nevermind.…
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer was damn good…WAY better than he first….better than Spider Man 3 Only complaints: Not enough Doom and they never actually showed Galaticus And why did they spend all that money and makeup to turn a brown skin, brown hair, brown eyed Latina into a Blonde hair, blue eyed…
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