I remember when You could buy pencils at school, they smelled like bubble gum Left your fingers smellin all good Girls sucked they thumbs Either those or pickles, had Now & Laters in the middle Great space Coaster had Goriddle Gorilla Jem and the Holograms? Shidd Mistfits kicked ass Had, Roxy, Stormer, Jetta and the…
Okay so I have a “So you think you can dance” Girlfriend (Shut up) Sabra Johnson I’ma watch till she gets voted off Look at those arms I watched John Tucker Must Die on Saturday…so? Shut up! I’m so boring; it doesn’t bother me THAT much but I should be doing a little more.…
Cashmere mist is subtle The scent unmistakable Touch is intoxicating the lust inescapable Anticipatin Penetratin, Warm dampened silk Start with kiss around the neck taste like caramel milk The Donna Karen envelops as I descend to her chest Soft kisses outlines the curvature of the breasts Nipples Cherry Cola, mouth watering soaks the areola Scene…
I don’t get strip clubs. I don’t knock anyone that goes I just think it’s dumb to go waste time and money on a 1/2 to fully naked woman that may or may not be attractive that I can’t touch I’m stubborn. I need these types of people for the message board: TV watchers (Esp.…
Alls I know is the NCAA Basketball Finals, the NCAA Football Championship Game, and the NBA Finals ALL features(d) Ohio Teams (F u if none of them won *And The Cavs prolly wont*…screw yo fayce!) I’m just sayin My State is the Best state (And C’Mon Bengals!) I changed the Archives/The Crates on the left…
How much weight did you gain over the weekend? Why when a woman wears her hair natural it’s always brought to our attention that she is, and the reasons. Damn, okay…women with perms or weaves don’t go around validating why they do what they do …I like them all…I’m just sayin. I’d like to…
Do you feel like your 3-Day weekend is incomplete if you DONT have BBQ? And why does it always rain on your 3 Day? And you know the WORST part of the 3 Day weekend? The Fourth day…at work: “So what did you do?” “Did you go somewhere?” Did you…did you…? Shut your filthy hole,…
Watched Waist Deep for the first time over the weekend…Megan Good…wow. Everything I’ve ever typed on this blog I really did/do/thought…one thing is for certain it’s real I’m SO glad this last week’s Y&R shows are over…all the Nick sadness…feh. You know what WOULD’VE been hot? …If Shelia would’ve gotten away right? Found out the…
I want some new cologne; maybe this weekend I got a couple of places Ima frequent this summer How was Shrek the third? The Spurs are playing The Jazz…I’d rather stare at a slice of bologna HAS to be more entertaining You know what I do? I try NOT to put my arm around the…
My Top 10 Women I sooo want right now I dunno, do I have “A Type”? I’m not a “Breast” or “Ass man” you can clearly see in my list that “curves” are optional…I much more valuse pretty skin, eyes, LEGS and ARMS over anything else. blah Blah Blah…and on to the list…. 1.…
As soon as I walk in the erection takes over Oils are burnin, drunk off the scent fuk sober She looks incredible Baby Tee Boy Shorts exceptional Mouth watering, she’s suckable, likable she’s edible My cinnamon Swirl, Candy Girl she’s a vision Minds filled with thoughts of intimate collisions I bought ice cream But she’s…
Where the Hell is the Wire!?!?!? I remember wanting to eat Mayor McCheese …and I dont even eat Cheeseburgers A woman in sweats is such a damn turn on to me You know what movie I like? Boiler Room Remember the Pull Out Radio? “Ugly Betty” can get it I hate clipping my nails, such…
Am I the only one that carries cash? I don’t want to ‘swipe’ for a bag of chips or some gummy bears. Seems like the Breaking the post up was a hit last week, I’ma try it again…see if I get the same results Hate that the people on the board don’t discuss Lost,…
This would be…I Think I Think Part II? Spiderman 3 was NOT Horrible, Im just a comic book nerd and Spidey is my fav so I expected some stuff. Who gave the gay people the Rainbow? Did they just take it? Trying to ‘figure me out’ or ‘read me’ is a waste of time…just enjoy…
Okay what I’m going to do is break this in 1/2 (Since people cannot comment on the blogs because of its length) I’ma type per usual but post one 1/2 now the other 1/2 tomorrow…fair? Interesting weekend…k, GREAT weekend Spiderman 3 Grade: C (No real spoilers) Okay, so I saw it…anyone that knows me knows…
Am I really “Hating“? Why can’t I just not like you? Those pants really are too tight for your big ass That IS a terrible weave Gold, Platinum, Diamond grills or teeth DOES too look ignorant You DO NOT have an apple bottom, I don’t care what the back of those jeans say. I just…
Look at her nose, you wanna grab it in your knuckles pinch it, rub it with yours Just to make her chuckle When she laughs it gets crinkled Something stinks it gets wrinkled She drinks champagne and bubbles make it tingle When I mingle with her, it’s not the first thing you see and call…
25 Random actual factuals bout me you m’frs I’ve never had a birthday party When I type every one of my blogs I don’t pre write I just type every one of them straight out one draft one take (Even the ones that rhyme) I’ve never smoked anything I have yet to go overseas/out of…
This past weekend? meh. Didn’t do much…SHOULDA went a few places, didn’t…dunno I watched some TV, got some sleep, ran errands, cooked, surfed the net…hit the mall, coldstone…I did things! Alcoholism is the only Disease that you can have that people are pissed about You know Leonardo Divinci was supposedly Gay…The Mona Lisa was supposedly…
REPOST! In the Spirit of the last Blog “Buhloone mindstate” I figured fam might appreciate this one, incase you never read it: If hip hop isn’t dead it’s on life support …even new underground stuff is wack I got the new Roots CD …didn’t really move me… Lupe? It’s okay….nothing groundbreaking, could do with…
REPOST! In the Spirit of the last Blog “Buhloone mindstate” I figured fam might appreciate this one, incase you never read it: If hip hop isn’t dead it’s on life support …even new underground stuff is wack I got the new Roots CD …didn’t really move me… Lupe? It’s okay….nothing groundbreaking, could do with…
I’m not a religious person…don’t go to church and I can understand how people would have a problem with organized religion …but how you gon just not believe in God? Or believe in something? …like we just showed up one day; THOSE are the people you have to worry about…the ones that don’t believe in…
I dunno about this past weekend…the good/best part was going to see Perfect Stranger I guess a lot of people didn’t like it/hate on it but I thought it was GREAT! (And not jut for obvious reasons) …but damn She IS perfection WHY does all of IKEA ish sits LOW I kept my promise…some don’t…
I didn’t do much over the weekend…just how I like it I buy just because gifts…I find those to be the best …sometimes not as appreciated as the sentiment insists it should, but… RUM CAKE! When do you get too old to have idols and be huge fans of celebrities; like you want to be…
I remember when We ate Alexander the Grapes, Fruit cocktail imperials The Bike License plates from Honeycomb cereal M.U.S.C.L.E Madballs Mr. T Jo,Blair, Tootie Mrs. Garrett, Natalie electric football, Girls had Treasure Trolls Blades of Steel, Double Dribble, Super Tecmo Bowl We played Kick ball, freeze tag …How we picked teams? Put your feet in…
Listen….again, say what you want to say…think what you want to think… Alls I’m saying is they must be doing something right GO BUCKEYES! What a weekend! I had one hell of a weekend Saw some pretty faces…had some good food…had some good company…saw a show Okay… Saturday night I went to see Katt Williams:…
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